Creepypasta survival guide

101-125

101. If you DO play the game and later you hear ANY tapping at any place in your home. Yell to your child to lock their door and jump from a window. It is wise to then light the house on fire and then jump from the window with your spouse.

102. Be atheist, or convert to any religion that isn't monotheism. So when a monster says "I am God!" or an insane man says "God abandoned us.", you will chuckle since it's an overused cliché, instead of getting scared by your broken faith. Church always fails to save you from creepypasta, and the Bible is only as good as any other heavy object to throw, so there is no real benefit anyway.

103. If you come across a pro wrestling DVD you haven't heard of, it was likely never released for a reason.

104. If you are browsing the Internet and a colorful pop-up that says "You Win", "You Lose", or "You Die" appears, for god's sake do not click on it.

105. If a magic 8-ball gives you anything but "Yes", "No", or "Maybe", Destroy it.

106. If you find a bag with dozens of tapes inside it, just f***ing leave it alone. It might be some kid you punched in the face a while ago and is now out to kill everyone!

107. There are some parts of YouTube you should not be in.

108. If you buy used wireless headphones off of the internet, rip those b*tches off of your head as soon as you hear static and/or "voices".

109. If you go camping in the woods and find a cabin, you should probably leave it alone. You've watched the movies.

110. When playing 'Minecraft'. Do not set the render distance to 'Tiny'.
If you do set your render distance to 'Tiny' and a mob that looks like steve is scene in the distance; set render distance to 'full'.
If said mob is still sighted. Delete the game.
If said mob, known as Herobrine, is in every game; Delete Minecraft!

112. If you are in your bedroom, at night, and you wake to see a feeble looking, grey, humanoid at the end of your bed. Do not hesitate in throwing your covers over it and try to punch it to death...and maybe put that Bible that was mentioned earlier to good use.

113. If previously mentioned creature escapes one's grasp, it will stalk you and maul you. So if sighted again, RUN!

114. Monsters still bleed. If forced to fight one, don't think that all hope is lost

115. Better safe then sorry. If you do kill whatever it is that attacked you, don't think that you're safe yet. Shoot or stab them in every vital organ you can think of and sever limbs. Burning the corpse and/or putting it through a meat grinder helps too.

116. If a banshee is screaming the living sh*t out of you, then that's the only sign of you going to die a slow, painful death.

117. If you have a Yu-Gi-Oh/Pokémon card that is a very ominous force(s) (either creates death or magic that you never imagined), either burn the card or cut it to pieces with scissors. Abandoning it (example: taking it to the trash) would simply making you it's next victim.

118. Slenderman does not always kill out of hunger or boredom. If he's stalking you, ask yourself if your death would benefit humanity. If it will, then just throw in the towel, because he's coming. Don't believe me? Go ask all those Nazi soldiers found impaled on trees.

119. Hide and seek is an evil game.

120. Before you consider those horrible figments of your deranged imagination your friends, take a good look at their face. If they have yellow eyes, or are imposssibly deformed, take as many pills as your local psychiatrist is willing to give

121. If you suspect that an immortal armless monster wants to put a foot through your stomach, RUN!!

122. If your walls bleed phrases that make no sense, try reading them backwards.
If your walls start bleeding in the first place, it's best to burn the house down.
If that one wall is miraculously unburned, RUN

123. Get in shape, the only thing that you can do to evade the majority of creepypastas is to RUN.

124. If any kind of man or beast appears in your room in the middle of the night, then it's best to stab it and stab it and STAB IT. If you have no other weapons, put that bible I told you to keep next to your bed to good use.

125. The Creepypastas that become famous can't be forced. They just happen. If you are deliberately putting yourself in danger against powerful, extremely bloodthirsty beings so that you can write a nonprofit story to put up on a wiki webpage, it may be time to accept that YOU ARE A COMPLETE F*CKING A**HAT!!