71. Don't enter strange places. Not even strange videos.
72. If a woman who covers her mouth and asks you if she is beautiful, tell her she's "average". It will prevent her from slicing your mouth.
73. No good can ever come from owning a shiny Pokemon.
74. If you're an intern at a cartoon studio and you "happen" to be reviewing a new episode, make sure the episode is safe for work BEFORE viewing that s***.
75. Don't be so excited when being asked to look behind you, but don't take forever. No reason to keep certain death waiting.
76. Weird s*** in Europe won't hurt you in the United States. Leave that to Creeps, Scarecrow and TheCreepyDark.
77. Weird s*** in the United States won't hurt you in Europe. Damn...
78. Should you break rule 54, there is always a chance of rescue...
79. If your brother is tired of noise or if your close friend has a brother like that, refrain from going into his basement unless you want to be tortured, raped and killed. (Isn't that right, MCP?)
80. If you buy a Memory Card and it has saved data in it, delete all of the saves.
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Creepypasta survival guide
Cerita PendekFollow these survival steps to avoid being murdered by creepypastas, and you'll live a happier and longer life.
