Monkey Bars (Bleach)

Like Dreamer's Do

"Why do you keep sneaking out?" Yuzu asked as she gave me my plate of food. I took up a spoon, too lazy to use a chopstick, and began to fill my growling animal we called stomachs.

"I thought I only had one delinquent child! Ichigo must have rubbed off on you!" Dad cried as Ichigo kicked him.

"What's that supposed to mean!?" he yelled, his foot squishing dad's face.

"Youf madd nah cheld a runawhe!" he yelled, his mouth squished.

"She ain't a runway! AND IM NOT YOUR DELIQUENT SON!!" he yelled, pushing his foot deeper into his face.

"I bet you and Rukia have already made out....or Orihime." I said, an evil smirk on my face. Ichigo grabbed my collar, pulling me to his face as he gave me a confused, shocked, blushing, angry face as he denied it.

"No way! You've got the wrong idea! Rukia is like a Tanuki and Orihime is just a friend!" he yelled.

"Tanuki?!" Rukia yelled from her seat.
I watched them argue, dad trying to either hit Ichigo or Rukia trying to kick him.

Rukia had been staying with us until she got back on her feet. That's what she told us yesterday, anyway.

"So rowdy..." Karin said as I nodded.

"Rukia is so nice~" Yuzu said, giving me and Karin more rice.

"Man ....the house is gonna be like this everyday..." I said, a small smile crawling on my face.

"Alright! Alright!!! Back to the topic at hand! You-" Ichigo yelled, his finger pointing at me. "Why do you keep sneaking out?!"

"Why don't you sneak out?" I asked.

"Ame, seriously! Why do you keep leaving?"

"Because my room is next to your and I can hear you and Rukia having sex." I said before the house became fire, in this case, I was the gasoline.

"SEX?! HOW COULD YOU, ICHIGO?!?!?!?" dad cried.

"W-WHAT?! NO, YOU'VE GOT IT THE WRONG WAY!!" Rukia and Ichigo yelled.

"Wow Ichigo, good job on getting laid." Karin said, giving him a thumbs up.

"They grow up so fast..." Yuzu said, wiping her eyes.

I drank the last of my juice, slowly getting up. I placed the plate in the sink and slowly headed up stairs.

"Night guys." I said before going upstairs, leaving the ruckus behind.

I headed towards the shower, smiling. I like it when the house is noisy.....

I stepped in the shower, using strawberry shampoo and washing my hair.

....I hope Asami made it through to Heaven...or whatever there is after death. The cool water ran down my back as I showered, getting out and wrapping a towel around me. I quickly headed to my room, putting on my clothes. I gave a relieved sigh as I landed on my bed, a towel wrapped messily around my hair.

A knock was then heard.

"Ame?"

"Yo."

The door opened and Ichigo walked in, taking a seat on my bed. He flicked my head, earning a small whine from me.

"That's for the sex lie!" he yelled. I glared at him, rolling over. " ..you can't keep sneaking out. Why do you do it anyway? We're family...we wanna know where you go before you leave...what if something happened?" he said. I stayed silent.
"Let us know when your leaving....where do you even go, anyway?" he asked.