(Rewritten in a new book)

Attempt at life gone wrong...

cw: Sum profanity

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It was so relieving about the fact your co-workers actually decided to check in today.

You were just casually strolling around the AU you now work in, it was quite peaceful. Especially since you aren't screwing yourself over with social contact with the supposed 'Star sanses'.

You honestly doubt they'd last that long, your hands fidgets in your hoodie's pockets.

Glancing around, you saw erratic movements through some glass panels and your mind went blank. A resounding explosion rang throughout your head as you jolted and turned around to see the commotion, people were screaming or crying, oh yeah they were tripping over each other in a attempt to run too.

Kinda funny in your opinion-

It was until you got hit with a piece of debris from the explosion, the material burned hot on your back. You grunted in pain and let out a string of curses, trying to quickly remove the offending object.

"Hayy babygurl...." A husky voice whispered beside you, by some unknown magik you summoned your beloved axe and swung at the figure, they jumped back and held up their hands in a surrendering manner.

Taking in their appearance, they had a black substance rolling down their cheekbones, and yeah. Their a skeleton, honestly how many skeletons are you going to be meeting?

They also had a dull jacket with fur trims, white shorts with black stripes running along on the sides.

You flinched and let go of your axe when the stranger suddenly advanced upon you and gave a bone crushing hug, they smell metallic..

You weren't even going to question why they were purring, as your 'face' was heating up real fast, you didn't know why. You were losing focus on reality when they kept on blabbering about real neat things about the two of you.

They talked like you both had known each other for a long time, which honestly you had no idea who the fuck this was.

Suddenly the gang appeared outta nowhere, yeah the star sanses.

They started arguing about something, which at this point the stranger had let go of you in favor of pulling out a knife.

You could've swore they pointed that sharp weapon towards your neck at some point, attempting to make a escape, you turned around and tried to run away.

Was it just you or was everything else more loud and chaotic now? Dread settled in your guts as you kept running, honestly everything makes no sense rn, I mean like usually this AU is pretty peaceful, positive and stuff ya know?

And suddenly random shit happens, that isn't usual, not at this scale anyways.

What has knocked you out of your train of though was when you got suspended in the air with a dark tendril, the contact made you shiver and the negative aura threatened to tear you apart.

Looking at the suspect, you noticed they had a hoodie and shorts, but covered in goop. Like, their entire being was covered in this dark goop.

A bright cyan eye peaked out of the mass of goop, you started thrashing about when the tendril brought you closer to this entity, honestly the aura was too much for you to handle. You almost passed out until ur beloved saviour came!!1!

It was just Dream, lol, he shot a few cyan arrows at the goopy monster.

The two skeletons started having a small dispute, the explosions and chaos around the three of you made you disoriented, you again were whisked away with glowing blue strings. Pretty.

Some ink cuts through the strings, with you landing in Swap's arms, your face heated up again. The hell is happening?

Seriously, you were just chillin' until all this random arguing and chaos proceeded to unfold.

Swap gave you a apologetic smile, before he could say anything you pushed him out of the way when you spotted some purple bones flying towards his being.

You would've laughed at the look Swap gave you if you weren't busy dying.

Everything went silent, actually, yeah uhm. This is awkward...

Looking down at your torso, grimacing at the sight, your oynx blood was splattered everywhere, you felt bad for Swap's clothes.

Dream materializes out of nowhere, frantic about your injuries. You kept on batting his phalanges away, as you wanted no one to touch you while you were bleeding out.

Sadly, in one of those attempts, you had also knocked off your blue mask. Not realizing it until a second too late you tried to obscure your 'face' again.

That was when you has passed out from blood loss.

A few moments later a 'YOU DIED' in bold red letters had appeared in your vision, with a picture of your dead body. Uh, kinda creepy but okay?..

The pain in your torso came back tenfold, as you tried to clutch at your chest.

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That was when you woke up, smashing your head onto a nearby desk lamp. You grasped at your chest again, gasping for air like you had been drowned or sumthing.

What kind of fucking dream was that? Oh wait, focusing your attention towards the bundles of newspapers and advertisements, you found a piece of construction paper with the words:

APRIL FOOLS! XD

(I'm late on this, sorry 'bout that-)

With a surplus of stickers surrounding the text. You don't wanna know why the bottom text says what it says.

Sighing in exasperation, you resumed your speedrun to find a good job occupation. At least, something eye catching enough. Istg bro I think all these newspapers have been dulled down due to wear and tear.

Clutching your temples you flipped through the massive piles of papers. However that dream still bugs you...

Oh wait, are you actually hungry right now??