☁️🇺🇸🐝Battlefield intruder!🐝🇺🇸☁️

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As requested by TF2ISFUNNY
It's all fluff with Solly playing
Sorry if it's short

It was a sunny day in the badlands and the battle was over for the day but Solly still wanted some of that battlefield action
Soldier was out playing with his toys
L.T. Bites was at his side while he created a battle with his green army men
"We can't retreat now men!"
L.T. Bites makes some chattering noises in response to Solly's playful yelling
"You are right Lieutenant Bites! These men are slacking! We are losing!"
The fight goes with Soldier yelling at the fake men about their skills
L.T. Bites knocks over one of the toys with his paw and Soldier yells "Man down!"
The raccoon then steps into the battlefield and flops down in the middle
"Intruder!" Soldier yells excitedly
The battle is a long one with all the fighting against the raccoon that Solly made sure that they were soft so they wouldn't hurt his beloved friend
L.T. Bites was trying to take a nap during this whole thing
Eventually Soldier gets and idea and grabs a toy eagle from his toy box that he brought outside
"Let me show you how a real man does it! Lieutenant Bites?"
L.T. Bites perks his head up at the call of his name
Soldier shows off the toy and says "you want it?"
L.T. Bites gets up and sniffs the toy
Solly then tosses it slightly but not too far
The raccoon goes chasing after the toy out of curiosity
Soldier laughs and says "America wins again!"

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