(so basically, this is chapter 5, but non-canon, meaning in reality the story skips from chapter 4 to chapter 6, im shitting bricks rn trying to come up with ideas that aren't fucking cursed so here's me talking about my own work of "art")
(oh yeah, different writing format to make it easier for me to write this)
Zen: *falls through roof* ...Hey Ron.
Ron(?): Hey Billy.
Zen: Well, now that I have achieved the world record for most flights of stairs fallen (900), I may as well talk about the blursed creation sitting right here...
Zen: This was actually a giant joke, for the most part. I originally wrote one chapter for the lolz (see Mashed Potatoes) and decided I wanted to do even more shitposts with it. Despite writing a fucking romance book, I actually have 0 rizz and 0 dating experience. (other than being kissed. Yes, I know my mom doesn't count, but yours does :D)
Zen: I suppose I should take some time to explain what went into writing each chapter of this abomination so far.
Chapter 1 (it's actually Mashed Potatoes, believe it or not): Wanted to go for a typical cringe-fession followed by OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, TRUCK-KUN
Chapter 2 (love at first sight): Had to establish the roles because I wasn't gonna fucking write "Sub!Omega!Bottom!Matthew x Dom!Alpha!Top!Ashley." HEEEEELLLLL no.
Chapter 3 (the other side of a coin): Yandere Ashley. That is literally fucking it. Bonus chapters will be wild Matthew, get the pills for down there.
Chapter 4 (druglord supreme): That weed is actually relevant, also it was the easiest (and funniest) way to include two more people.
Chapter 5 (this one): I explained this at the start, dumbass.
Zen: I'll update this in the following "Author's Notes" chapter I do, I suppose?
Zen: Some moments will be sus, some will be funny, and some will be pure light-hearted and genuine love from the two, which I did not make by watching mangas at 3 AM. Definitely.
Zen: Last thing. I know I'm not a good writer. I like to flex that fact myself, actually. If I wanted to write a good fucking book, I'd learn. But I'm here to shitpost, so suck it. See you in chapter 6, I guess?
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