So this will be a mini-series in the story where I take grammar seriously instead of shitpost random things... lol.
Vote in the comments if you want this to replace the original story (i.e. have a better-structured plot, good grammar, and comprehensible dialogue, I'm keeping the cringe factor in though).
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Story Begin
The sun is a deadly la-
Take Two
The sun shined down on our two little lovebirds, who woke up in its blinding rays, snuggling in the warmth of each other's loving embrace, purity and serenity flowing between them with an awe-inspiring glimmer in their eyes. Matthew got out of bed, noticing that Ashley still yearned for his touch, and gently kissed him to calm him down.
"Good morning, my volcanic hotness~" Matthew's voice echoed in the room, receiving a nod of approval from his lover. "I'll be back with breakfast, so don't go anywhere, my love." Ashley smiled warmly to the former, covering himself with the blanket and dozing off to sleep. Matthew walked out of the room briskly, thinking about what he would cook for breakfast that morning.
Matthew opened the fridge and was greeted with eggs, eggs, and even more eggs. Eggs galore! So naturally, his first instinct was to cook his sausag- I mean, A sausage for Ashley. But he found none and eventually settled on making something with abundant eggs in the fridge. He cracked six eggs in half, leaving no shells in the bowl, and whisked them up with salt, pepper, and a touch of milk to make the finished product fluffier in texture.
Ten minutes later...
Ashley woke up to the scent of something burning because Matthew and his eggs accidentally committed arson-
Take Three
Ashley was greeted with the warm smell of eggs that tasted like something. (instead of the bland shit my Dad makes, no offense, Dad.) Walking into the dining room, he saw Matthew proudly standing over a plate of eggs shaped into a heart, with the words "I love you" carved into them.
"I love you too, babe, and I always will. Let's dig in, shall we?" Ashley motioned to the plate and the utensils on it. Matthew happily obliged, and they ate together to start their day. ____________________________________________________________
Fin~
