her. | song mingi

OLDER

ATITTIES

seonghwa
there's been this question
lingering in the back of my
mind for the past few days
and i'd really like an
answer

yunho
??? random

wooyoung
what question

seonghwa
where is yuna

mingi
she's changing hakkun's
diaper she'll be done in a
sec

yeosang
i love your children /srs

mingi
i love my children /are you
kidding why would i lie
about that

wooyoung
i love yuna /srs

mingi
i love yuna /i feel like it's
kinda obvious

me
i'm here now

me
MINGI I LOVE YOU TOO
HOLY FUCKING BALL
SACK BRO

jongho
why have they gone silent
for two minutes

mingi
sorry yuna just fucking
jumped me

seonghwa
may i ask my question now

me
go ahead

seonghwa
which twin is older

wooyoung
OH SHIT THAT MAKES
ME THINK OF A
COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT
BUT VERY IMPORTANT
QUESTION

seonghwa
answer my question first

me
i can't remember

yunho
wtf do you even love your
children

me
i didn't think it mattered
too much

me
i mean it's not like knowing
who is older is going to be
a life-changing thing all that'll
come out of it is "i'm older
than you!" "by like a minute!"

me
i don't want that

me
it's not like it matters who's
older

wooyoung
HOW DO YOU NOT
REMEMBER WHICH
ONE IS OLDER

me
WELL EXFUCKINGCUSE
ME I AM SO SO SORRY
THAT I WAS TOO BUSY
SCREAMING IN GODDAMN
AGONY TO GIVE A SHIT
WHEN THE DOCTOR TOLD
ME WHICH FUCKING
HUMAN I JUST SQUEEZED
OUT OF MY FUCKING
BODY

me
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND
HOW ME PRACTICALLY
HAVING AN OUT OF BODY
EXPERIENCE DUE TO
THE FACT I WAS IN SO
MUCH PAIN COULD
AFFECT YOU SO TERRIBLY

seonghwa
i just wanted to know who
was older

me
well i'm so sorry i don't
fucking know

mingi
eunji

mingi
eunji is older

me
really?

mingi
yeah if i remember correctly
she's older by about 45 mins

me
JIHYO FUCKING CHRIST

yeosang
I KNEW IT I FUCKING
TOLD YOU

wooyoung
FFS I HAVE TO STOP
MAKING BETS WITH
YOU YOUVE TAKEN
BASICALLY ALL MY
MONEY