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ATITTIES

seonghwa
HELLO THE TWINS TURN
ONE NEXT WEEK

hongjoong
ME LITERALLY ME

wooyoung
i can't they're going too fast
someone make it stop

san
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT
STOP AM I REAL OR JUST
A PROP

yeosang
OMG THEYRE SO BIG WHEN
I WENT OVER THERE THE
OTHER DAY I COULD BARELY
LIFT EUNJI

yunho
YEAH BUT SHES JUST FAT

yunho
ONG THO THEYRE SO OLD
NOW

jongho
YALL THEYLL BE IN
UNIVERSITY SOON

mingi
SHUT UP NO THEY WONT

mingi
please don't talk about how
they're getting older yuna
was already in tears this
morning because hakkun
doesn't fit into his newborn
clothes anymore

me
ITS TOO LATE I ALREADY
SAW THE MESSAGES MINGI
I CANT STOP CRYING

mingi
it's okay baby you've got
years until they go to school

me
THATS NOT TRUE AND YOU
KNOW IT

wooyoung
ITS OKAY GORGEOUS
YOULL HAVE MORE BABIES

me
NOT WITH MINGI I WONT
THOSE THINGS WERE
FUCKING HUGE

me
FUCK WATERMELONS THEY
WERE LIKE SMALL
BOULDERS

mingi
they were not that big

me
NO UTERUS NO FUCKING
OPINION

me
POWER TO THE PEOPLE YALL

mingi
you're right im sorry

me
BUT OMG YOUVE ALL
MANAGED TO KEEP LIKE
THE BIGGEST SECRET
FOR JUST OVER A YEAR
HOW AWESOME ARE YALL

yunho
we are pretty damn good
if i do say so myself and i
do

yeosang
i didn't keep the secret

me
WHAT

mingi
hold on

wooyoung
uhh yeah you did or it
would've been all over
social media

yeosang
there were multiple times
where i mentioned the twins
and then had to say they
were my niece and nephew

seonghwa
yeah but atiny didn't work
out that mingi has children

san
they did work out that he
was around babies at some
point

wooyoung
how

mingi
i did a live in yuna's apartment
and eunji started crying

mingi
i knocked the phone off the
table to make a commotion
to hopefully cover it but they
did hear a little bit of the
crying

mingi
they did not however work
out that it was my own child
crying

me
yeah i helped out with
debunking those rumours

mingi
they also assumed that i was
at my girlfriend's place because
they know i have a girlfriend

me
that is true