PROMOTION

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me
OKAY I HAVE VERY
BIG NEWS

san
oh jesus you're pregnant
again

me
tf

mingi
and that would be a
problem because?

san
i mean... your kids are
barely two years old

mingi
so?

san
nothing

mingi
that's what i thought

seonghwa
wait so if you're not
pregnant

seonghwa
OH GOD ARE YOU IN
THE HOSPITAL AGAIN

yunho
yeah but that's barely
news

hongjoong
you never know this
could be a little thing we
in the industry like to call
sarcasm

wooyoung
she started crying while
baking cupcakes and the
house burnt down she
already told me

mingi
WAIT WHAT

me
THAT DID NOT HAPPEN

hongjoong
THEN WHAT DID

yeosang
ya know maybe we should
play that game where we
actually like let her finish
talking before we start
saying the most outrageous
shit known to mankind

jongho
oh i love that game

me
me too let's play

mingi
what is your big news
baby

seonghwa
hold up should we be
scared or excited

me
if you'd wait a sec then
you'll find out

seonghwa
sorry

yunho
okay tell us your big
news

me
OKAY

me
IM GETTING A
PROMOTION

wooyoung
OMG YES

yeosang
congratulations

san
GO YUNA!!!!

jongho
aren't you self employed

me
yes i am

seonghwa
so how're you getting
promoted

me
sorry promoted is the
wrong word

me
we are...

me
OPENING A SHOP

yunho
you have a shop that's
your like whole job

me
no i mean a physical
shop where our clothes
will be on shelves and
you'll be able to walk in
and try things on and
see everything in person

hongjoong
OH MY GOD CONGRATS

seonghwa
holy shit congratulations

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