DSMP Headcanons and Other Stuff

Headcanons That Relate To Canon

To start us off, here are my headcanons from before I created my own version of HD, so these headcanons are mostly George x XD related and relate closer to the canon

Okay, this first one is more of a joke headcanon, it's kind of an inside joke I have with a friend and isn't meant to be taken seriously.
XD will wear a collar when he's outside with George, mostly as a joke, and sometimes it gets serious because I imagine George has a leash and has to actually hold back XD from doing something bad.
So, whenever George is actually awake and going around and doing stuff, he's just... holding XD back from trying to send people to hell.

Do you know how a lot of these characters jokingly flirt with each other? Well, if someone's joke-flirting with George (like Quackity or Sapnap), XD gets super jealous. And I mean, so jealous, that his crazy little brain would think "well, I'm just going to pick him up, and we will leave. without a word." or he'd grab George, hiss, and be like "MINE BITCH GRR-" /hj
XD's just a jealous bit- boy. a jealous boy. (pls do not send me to hell xd-)

 This one's a bit further away from canon, and in more of a... "this is mostly canon but i use headcanons to fill in plot holes" type of deal.
I think that all the gods can die, but to kill them would take a lot more than it would a human.
When I say 'gods', I'm referring to particularly XD, Phil, Techno, Foolish, and also my additional characters (who I will talk about in the near future).
The biggest reason I came up with this headcanon was simply that it explains how Foolish loses lives. Foolish lost his first life during the Red Banquet, which I watched live, and immediately started to think "...how did he die?". After all, Foolish is a totem of undying... so how the hell does he die?
The only other way I could explain it is extremely confusing but goes like this: when you hold a totem, and you die, the totem basically 'sacrifices' itself for you. You stay alive, while the totem gets destroyed, and we already know this to be true because when Techno was executed, he used a totem when the anvil was dropped on him, which didn't take a life. Using that logic, if Foolish were to die, he, a literal totem of undying, would be 'destroyed' instead of his life, but that is his life, so he would still die and lose a life.

If that didn't make any sense to you, then I'm sure you see my point...
Because of the confusing logic, I just shrugged that off and made up this headcanon, which easily explains why Foolish can still die.
Now, to explain what I mean by 'it'd take more than it would for a human' part.
The example I used in my first posting of two of my original characters in the DSMP Oneshots, was this: Humans die once they lose ~40% of their blood, well, gods can lose ~50-70% of their blood before they die. (70% is my personal limit because any more than that feels like wayyy too much.)
Another example is if you stabbed them, it would take a lot more stabs than a normal human, but hitting a vital organ could still kill them with only one stab, obviously. (because it's a vital organ, duh.) You can stab a human in the side like.. once and they'll keel over, but considering how ripped gods like XD, Phil, and Techno are, they could probably take about 5 stabs in the side before they go down.
Most humans would die falling more than 30 ft., well the gods can fall up to 80 ft., but they can still die from a shorter fall if a vital organ is punctured or they land on their chest/head. *

Gods also won't die of old age or sickness. It'd have to be a REALLY REALLY severe sickness to kill them- This also means they have a much larger temperature threshold, so hypothermia is less likely for them (especially depending on what type of hybrid they are. for example, one of my characters is a demon hybrid and is basically the 'nether god', so he can handle REALLY hot temperatures and is immune to fire and lava, but would die easily in the snow.), but hyperthermia could still easily kill them (Again, depending on their hybrid and role), because of how heat affects your body a lot differently than the cold.