Joel Miller Imagines

Pt 8: Late-night rendezvous

"Joel shhh!" You scold as he compresses a laugh, this was the first time you had seen him loosen up, and you also may or may not have had a beer and acouple shots.  Tommy had fallen asleep on the couch in the workshop his yawning was loud as his mouth hung open. Joel could nearly contain his laughter as he drew sharpie all over Tommy's face. You were skeptical at first but Joel said he's always been a deep sleeper so you trusted him. 

Joel drew a dick on the side of Tommy's face, and you grabbed another marker and gave him a unibrow, and some glasses. And of course, Tommy was still snoring peacefully, as you and Joel were trying so hard not to laugh that tears were falling down both of your cheeks. 

"H-here take the sausage (y/n)," Joel whispered while stuttering from laughter. You take the can full of vienna sausage trying not to shake it from your laughter. You carefully place three vienna sausages into Tommy's mouth, and Joel placed one in Tommy's fist. You quickly hide the can of sausage somewhere out of sight and place the markers back in its spot, careful to not make the floorboards creek too much. As soon as you both left the workshop you both doubled over laughing, "Tommy's gonna be so pissed in the morning," Joel nearly cries, having to catch his breath, "Marias gonna love our artwork," You laugh, "C'mon let's get back to the house I'm getting hungry," Joel says squatting putting his hands behind his back.

 "Joel you are not giving me a piggyback ride," You chuckle tapping his butt with your foot, "C'mon honey, before my knees give out," You roll your eyes as you get on his back laughing in a tipsy manner as he swayed a little from his drunken state. When you finally get into the house Ellie was on the couch waiting for you "Where the fuck have you guys been?!" She scolds you two. "Oh nothingg," You slur waving her off, "Psh yea, nothing," Joel says waving Ellie off too.

"Oh my God, your both wasted!"She says far too amused, "This is fuckin funny!" She nearly whispers to herself. 

"I can't wait to see what kind of a mess you guys caused in the morning," She says moving over to the fridge to grab a glass of milk. 

You walk over to the fridge and grab a big metal bowl filled with cookie dough you made earlier on. You anxiously peel back the plastic wrap as you take a big mouthful of cookie dough, "This is fuckin good Joel," You laugh your voice muffled from the dough.

"I'm going to bed, you two have fun," Ellie says leaving the situation ASAP.

"Oh we will," Joel says making you nearly choke, "Ew!! Gross I didn't mean it like that!" Ellie says walking up the stairs as you smack Joel's shoulder, before both devouring the cookie dough.

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The morning soon rolls around and you hear the front door slam open, we flinch awake to see a pissed Tommy "Joel what the fuck  is this?!" Tommy says pointing at his face, Oh shit we totally blacked out last night.

                              Joel and I look at each other before bursting into laughter.