March 8th, 2023
I got this idea from one of the Q/N questions
Btw Saturn is the therapist
Jupiter: Ok that's it you two, come with me.
Earth: But whyyyyyyyyy
Jupiter: Just do what I ask
Saturn: Hi I will be your therapist for today! 😄😄
Venus: Why him?
Jupiter: Just deal with it. *leaves*
Saturn: Ok I've heard you two had some anger issues. Venus tell me, what's on your head right now that's making you angry?
Venus: Ok first of all, MERCURY IS A LITTLE BI-
Saturn: Language!!
Venus: Fine. Mercury is so annoying he keeps teasing me about my name and I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE IS SO IRRITATING WHY DO I ORBIT NEXT TO HIM UHGG I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!
Saturn: Ok Venus, deep breath in, deep brea-
Venus: NO!!!!! *Throws asteroid across the solar system and hits Mercury*
Saturn: 😳 Ok... let's move on. Earth! How have you been feeling lately?
Earth: I- I FEEL SO STRESSED BECAUSE MY EARTHLINGS KEEP POLLUTING ME AND EVERYONE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT IT AND- *Starts crying uncontrollably*
Saturn: Well this is going splendid! 😃
Jupiter: Ok I'm back-
*sees Venus throwing asteroids everywhere while Earth is just crying*
Jupiter: Are you kidding me?
Saturn: I tried?
Jupiter: *drags them out with his strong gravitational pull*
HAH I JUST MADE THAT IN MY HEAD
OK BYEEEEEEE 😘😘🥰🥰😘😘😍😍😍😍
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