Incorrect quotes🥲🥲🥲🥲

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March 9th, 2023

Ok I feel like doing some incorrect quotes!
Not original quotes!!!!!!
Please
Pls don't give me credit for them!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Venus: If you have any suggestions, make sure to put them in the suggestion box!
Mercury: But that's a trashcan-
Venus: It sure is!

Earth: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Jupiter: Earth, that's a health hazard-
Mars: Coward, do 20!
Jupiter: Mars, don't encourage him!

Uranus: Neptune, why did you draw a circle with star in the middle in red marker?
Neptune: You said to satanize the place while you were gone.
Uranus: I told you to sanitize, not satanize.

Saturn: How was your time visiting the other solar system?
Earth: We almost got adopted! 😄😄😄😄
Saturn: Pardon?
Mars: We almost got kidnapped.
Saturn: I-
Venus: And we almost got murdered.
Saturn: 💀💀💀💀

Pluto: AHHHH!!!! It's so dark in here!!!
Charon: Hold on, I got this!
*stomps*
Pluto: What? Why'd you do-
*Sketchers light up*

*At the interstellar space store*
Earth: HELP I LOST MY CHILD!
Store worker: Here! *hands store microphone*
Earth: MOON IF YOU DONT GET YOUR ASS OVER I WILL—
Moon: 😳

THATS IT I HAVE TO GO SEEYA
BYEEEE 😘😘😘😘😘🥰🥰😍😍😍
word count: 197

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