Alexander 'Xander' "Whiteface" Noam - an apathetic and occasionally abusive, sensible and no-nonsense yet completely manic pimp, businessman, owner of the Chapter, doctor of Journalism, alcohol and weed addict, and coke user.
Lauraine Noam - sister of Xander Noam. Married to John Jacobs, nephew of the second cousin of Marc Jacobs.
Jelania 'Wocky' Ferdinandi Senesino - Chapter bookkeeper.
Matthew 'K' Jenssens - convicted murder and fraudster. Attempted rape on Marky.
Hames 'HP' Patton - a 'the Chapter' regular. Frequently comes to the Chapter to issue private, shared, and public shows with Josie, Graycie and Annie.
Christopher Heinrich 'C' Todeshand - a 'the Chapter' regular, socialite and flamboyant partydog. Requests private dances exclusively with all the male dancers.
The Updogs - A group of 5 guys: Futherstrom 'Fuhrer' Cronkite, the leader of the gang; Jeremy Schmenderick, the right-hand man of 'Fuhrer'; and brothers Theodore 'Teo', Jeremy and Randell Dendrich, the 'Foursome For Some Boys'. Chapter regulars.
Dancers:
Martin Inigo 'Marky' Velasquez - actor, sex worker and sex dancer. Nicknamed 'Honey Bunch' by Jeremy Dendrich; who is considered by Whiteface as 'a passive-aggressive gentleman'.
Josefina Carole 'Josie' Tenduccino - sex worker and sex dancer.
Victor 'Vicky' Yenniberg - sex worker and sex dancer.
Alister 'Ally' McLoughlin Caldwell - sex worker and sex dancer.
Sean 'Seedy the Needy' William - sex worker and sex dancer.
Marc 'Popper' Valentine Jackson - sex dancer, sex worker and actor.
Hally 'Blueberry' Janeston - sex worker, dancer and actress.
Percival 'Perce' Mach - sex worker and dancer.
James 'Jimmy' "Jim the Stud" Hardind - sex worker and dancer.
George 'Heated Jee' "Jee" Ringo - sex worker and half-nude actor.
Grace 'Hog-Taker Graycie' St-Mary Foulssen - sex worker and sex dancer.
Anne 'Annie the Tease' Molina - sex worker and dancer.
Mary 'Fantastic Tits' Crane Owens - sex worker and dancer.
The Broderick Sisters - consists of Georgina, Lisa, Hailey 'the Horny', and Christiana Broderick. Cosplays and acts characters. From the Broderick family, an arts family.
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Bottled Milk
Aktuelle LiteraturThis play has all kinds of bizarre things going on in it. It's justifiable porn for general and certain audiences. That's probably the best way to describe this insanity: One big elaborate fanfiction.