Vents

a normal conversation

Me: "Your mom! >:)"

A: "Your dad! |:)"

Me: "My dad's dead! >:D"

A: "My grandpa's dead- both of them! :D"

Me: "Mine too, but one of mine doesn't exist! :D"

A: "I wish I didn't exist! :D"

Me: "Me too! :D"