Quackbur Oneshots :D

Spidah

Quackity POV

"AAAAAAAA"

I hear a loud crash from downstairs.

"AAAALLLEeeeeexxxxxx" Wilbur wined from downstairs.

"Yes, Wil?" I half-yelled back at him

"THERES a SpIdeR!!!!!"

I stood with a sigh, walking to the stairs. I was met with the sight of my lovely boyfriend standing on the coffee table in our living room.

"Really Wil? You that scared of a little spider?"

"It wasn't a 'little spider though! That thing was huge!"

Sigh "Yeah yeah, where is it?" I rolled my eyes.

"Its behind the plant over there!" Wilbur said, pointing to our house plant that he named Ghost.

I began walking towards it, grabbing to pot to move it to the side.

"Quackity, I swear I'm not overreacting! It was a giant spider! That bitch was at least the size of my hand!"

I roll my eyes again, moving the pot slowly to the side.

I see the 'giant spider' hiding in the corner.

"Awe. Poor little spoodah. You must be so scared with that tall man over there yelling about you. Don't worry, I'm going to get you away from him."  I coo at the little spider. The little guy was no bigger than the face of my watch.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! KILL IT! GET IT OUT! HOW ARE YOU BEING SO NICE TO IT?!"

"Wilbur, love, calm down. Its just a little spider," I say grabbing a peice of paper and a cup.

"NO! ITS HUGE! GET IT OUT!"

"Such a drama queen~" I say quietly, walking back to the spider with the cup and paper.

"IM NOT BEING DRAMATIC! SPIDERS ARE DISGUSTING!" He continues yelling.

I slowly slide the paper under the spider's legs before gently placing the cup on top. Wilbur is still standing on the table, as far away as possible from the spider.

"Poor little guy," I mumble, walking past Wilbur with the spider in my little trap.

"I thought you were going to take my sideeee," he wines to me.

I roll my eyes again, opening the door, and placing the spider in the shrubs by our house.

"There," I close the door. "The spider's gone." I dust my hands off.

Wilbur pouts and gets off the table finally. He plops down onto the couch, crossing his arms around himself.

"Awe! Is the little arachniphobiac upset that I didn't take his side in killing the spider?" I stand in front of him with my own arms crossed mockingly.

He turns away, still pouting. I roll my eyes again, moving to sit on his lap, successfully getting his attention. I uncross my arms, instead resting my hands on his arms. I lean in and give him a little kiss.

I smile at him, "There. Happy now?"

"No," he smirks back at me.

I kiss him again. And again. And again. Between the quick kisses I say a little " I love you" to him.

He giggles, "I love you too."

I hug him, gently resting my head on his chest. He sets his own chin atop my head, moving his arms to hug me back.

'That was funny'

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A/N: Hiyaaaaaa! Finally updated Yippeeee! This one was very silly goofy. Anyhow, good night/day wonderful people!

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