Jelly Side Up!

Chapter 8

Jeremy and Patty were still in the meat locker trying to get out.

"This is just wild, Jeremy! Just because you're dead on the inside we're both gonna be dead on the outside" said Patty.

"Patty, please don't talk like that. Brer Rabbit would never endanger a woman" said Jeremy.

"Yes I would! I want dat film!" said Brer Rabbit. 

"And I want my money" said Brer Bear.

"Boy is it cold in here. Good thing somebody left some mittens" said Patty. 

She picked up what she thought were mittens and tried to wear them.

"Luv, I wouldn't touch those. They're not mittens. They're dead rats" said Jeremy.

"Ew! Dead rats?!" Patty exclaimed dropping the rats.

Then she cleaned her hands and yelled "This is the worst day of my life! Just admit it! You don't care about me! I'm not your everything!" 

"Patty, please believe me, it's not true!" Jeremy begged.

"Then just say it, Jeremy!" said Patty.

"Oh, Patty... y-you're my everything! Happy now?" said Jeremy feeling pressured.

Outside...

"It worked. I heard Brer Jeremy say 'happy now'." said Brer Bear.

"Great! Time ter order five thousand Jeremy Clyde bobbleheads. I hopes nobody notices he's wea'in' a Beatle suit" said Brer Rabbit.

He opened the door and approached Jeremy.

"At last, Brer Jeremy, we's ready ter make our film. Ya don't happen ter have a Beatle suit do ya?" said Brer Rabbit.

"Brer Rabbit, your silly plan only made things worse" said Jeremy.

"I'll say it did! I almost wore rat mittens!" Patty shouted before running off.

"Brer Jeremy, forget Sis Patty. Focus on makin' de film an' gettin' good reviews" said Brer Rabbit.

"Brer Rabbit, I don't care about your stupid film! My whole relationship is in ruins!" Jeremy sobbed.

He burst into tears and fled.

Brer Rabbit then realized how selfish he was being.

"Dis is terrible" he said.

"I'll tell you what's terrible. Deez burgers was rejected by a local kennel" said Brer Bear.

Then he reread the label and said "Wait... no, day's from a local kennel." 

Brer Rabbit rolled his eyes as Brer Bear kept trying to read the label on the box.