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Dick Wally Hole in the wall 20 14

Wally stared at the hole in the wall silently "i could totally fit through there."

Dick looked to him then the wall before shaking his head "no you cant."

Wally stared at the hole "I totally could. It's like window sized." 

Dick stared at him blankly "Dude. Window sized is so vague, but I know you wont be able to fit through that hole. You'll get stuck and I will laugh." 

Wally looked at him "I could phase through the wall!" 

Dick shrugged "I mean maybe? But you haven't really perfected that." 

Wally looked back to the hole then took a few steps back "I can fit through the hole." 

Dick watched him and crossed his arms "Fine. By all means try to fit through that hole." 

Wally nodded slowly then ran at the wall diving through the hole only to be caught at his hips. He paused and looked towards the Doorway "Dickkkk?" 

Dick snickered softly and walked through the door looking at him "Yeah? Did you realize you aren't Gar and can't change your body shape?" 

Wally grabbed at him "Shut up and help me!" 

Dick stepped back "No. I'm leaving you there." He took a picture of Wally then sent it to Tim and Conner before he leaned against the opposite wall watching him amused "I told you you'd get stuck. But you didn't listen." 

Wally pushed at the wall trying to get himself free before he groaned "Dick help me!" 

Dick shrugged and slid down his own wall watching Wally in amusement "Nah. I'll protect you and make sure nothing bad happens but I ain't helping you out yet." 

Wally glared at him then huffed softly pushing at the wall again "Come on! You're supposed to be the adult here!" 

Dick shrugged "I am the adult here. But I'm also your team leader and this is pretty funny. I mean kid flash failed to phase through a wall and got stuck in a hole, all because he didn't listen to his leader." He laughed softly watching him "relax Wally I won't let anyone touch you." 

Wally glared at him "I want people to touch me!" 

Dick stared at him "So I should leave you here in this construction site all alone then?" 

Wally hesitated then looked away "I don't want to be touched. I changed my mind. Now please help." 

Dick nodded "that's what I thought. No. You're staying there for now." 

Wally pushed at the wall again and squirmed a bit "Come onnnnnnnn Help me dammit!" He kicked his legs as if he were trying to swim through the hole before he huffed going limp "This is embarrassing." 

Dick nodded "Oh I bet it is. I mean imagine having my butt basically on display while I couldn't see anything behind me. This is why we don't jump through random holes Wally" 

Wally looked at him "Okay I get it I made a bad decision trying to jump through the hole but in my defense... I thought I could fit and it would be cool." 

Dick laughed softly and shook his head "Wally. you are hitting puberty, Your body is filling out more. and with all the acrobatics you do with your running you have great legs and a big ass. why do you think I don't jump through random holes. My ass wont fit. Too big. But I can't give up acrobatics because its how I was raised. So you just have to suffer with a great ass but less room everywhere." He leaned his head back "Hey maybe you'll find a guy like Gar... Or a girl who won't mind your ass being so damn big." He laughed softly 

Wally glared at him "I really wish I could hit you right now. I don't need the puberty talk from my leader dammit. I need assistance!" 

Dick looked at his phone and sent the picture to Gar smirking quietly before he called Gar on a video call "Hey handsome. Wally got stuck in a wall. I think I'm just gonna leave him there for a bit what do you think?" 

Wally glared at him "Gar help me out Dick is being a dick! He's giving me this whole puberty talk about how 'your body is filling out now Wally you can't fit in random places as easily because you do so many flips!" he mocked Dicks voice then huffed "Help me!" 

Dick looked at him "You do a lot of acrobatics. so obviously all that toning and muscle has to go somewhere. unfortunately for you and me it just goes straight to our ass. I tried to warn you without saying so bluntly you have a big ass and you wont fit but no you just didn't listen. Dude. You're 14 just trust the people who got stuck places before you." 

Wally watched him silently "How did you get stuck? Where did you get stuck" 

Dick paused then looked at Gar smiling "you're so cute." He looked back to Wally "I just got stuck somewhere. which is why I'm not leaving you alone because I would feel better if someone protected you while you learnt your lesson." 

Wally stared at him "is this why you only like men!?" 

Dick laughed "uh no. that would be because I am gay. I tried to date Kori and Barbra but it never worked out because I am gay. I couldn't be who they needed me to be." 

Wally pushed at the wall struggling to pull himself through before he went limp again and huffed softly "Well how did you know you were gay?" 

Dick shrugged "I just knew I didn't like girls and I had an infatuation with a lot of guys.. I had a crush on Oliver for a while. but I was never going to go after a party boy like him because fuck all that. I was too busy being a moody teenager who was mourning his parents." 

Wally stared at him "so you were Bruce 2.0?" 

Dick laughed softly "I was not a Bruce 2.0 I didn't dress up like a furry so I could be over dramatic and stand in the rain and wind so my cape would flutter."

Wally stared at him "No you just dressed like a hooker wore tights did flips and was an all around flamboyant bitch." 

Dick gasped "Wow! Rude. and here I was going to offer you my place as leader when I started the young justice league." He laughed softly "Guess I'll just have to give it to Tim." 

Wally shrugged "I don't want to lead. That's sounds frustrating. Why do you think everyone is so okay leaving it to you bats." 

Dick gasped "Well that's rude. I know for a fact Conner wants to lead."

Wally stared at him "Do you? Cause he listens to Tim a lot." 

Dick laughed softly "And? What's that have to do with anything. If listening to your boyfriend was a sign of not wanting to lead, then an argument could be made that I don't want to lead. I listen to Gar alot. But I'm not going to let him make decisions for my team. When it comes to making decisions for my team I make those and Gar listens. But all the rest of the time he's in charge. But that's because I'm not exactly the most dominant boyfriend. I can put my foot down about plans and stuff that deal with team things but god cuddles? No shot. I am laying up against Gar until he tells me we have to get up." He leaned his head back then looked at his phone smiling warmly "Hi again. Wally's still stuck as you can hear." He turned the camera so it faced Wally "He didn't listen." 

Wally glared at him and squirmed "Come on get me out please." 

Dick shrugged "I couldn't even if I wanted to. I would need help." 

Wally sighed going limp again before he looked at Dick "Can you at least get my phone?" 

Dick laughed "You mean the phone in your pocket?" 

Wally glared at him "No the one in my ass. Yes its in my pockets you idiot!" 

Dick waited patiently "right and what pocket is it in."

Wally groaned softly and watched him then pat his chest before he reached into his suit and pulled his phone out "okay.. I see what you mean." He looked at his phone and quietly scrolled through tumblr before he held his phone up "look its you" He showed a picture of an ugly cat with a smirk "I didn't know you had pictures out there without makeup on." 

Dick narrowed his eyes then hung up on gar and called frank "Frank my friend got himself stuck can you track my com and come help me?"