Roy stared at his phone quietly then looked at Elizabeth "Hey we just got together right?" He looked back at his phone then walked to his door "HEY POPSSSSS!?"
Oliver ran out of his room in boxers and looked at him pulling him close as he checked him over for any wounds "youre not hurt?!" He looked at him then looked into his room at Elizabeth "Are you hurt?"
Roy grabbed his hand and tugged him back "hey when did I get married to someone"
Oliver froze and looked at him confused "what?"
Roy held out his phone "i got a notification saying my wedding anniversary is today."
Oliver stared at his phone "You got married!?" He looked at Roy "When did you get married?!"
Roy stared up at him "thats what I'm asking you!"
Oliver stared at him "ask your best friend."
Roy groaned and called Jason on speaker
Jason glared at his phone then answered it "Roy i swear on all things holy im going to grab a rifle and shove it so far up your ass you'll be able to read the engraving with your tongue."
Roy hesitated "Jay when did I get married."
Jason yawned as he sat up "uhhhh" he thought quietly then rubbed his face putting Roy on speaker as he went to his memos on his phone quietly scrolling back slowly "Wedding. Wedding. Wedding." He paused reading an entry before he blinked "You got Married to me 2 years ago to avoid having to take the stand agaisnt each other in a murder trial." He stared at the phone then scrolled down slowly "divorce. Divorce. Divorceee" He kept scrolling then groaned and laid back "Royyyyy i want a divorce."
Roy stared at his phone "We got married!?"
Jason groaned "Yeahh apparently it was some hair brained plan to avoid getting called to the stand against each other." He yawned "Just fucking divorce me so I can marry frank you bitch"
Roy stared at his phone "well hold on. What happens if we get in danger and might get forced on the stand again."
Jason thought quietly "then tell Elizabeth to marry you and ill marry frank and all four of us will be technically married. But its that or a divorce cause I am marrying frank."
Roy thought quietly then walked to his room "Elizabeth do you wanna marry me Jason and frank apparently or do you want me to get a divorce and risk prison time if me and Jay get put on trial?" He sat next to her "this is an important question"
Jason rubbed his face "Its not that deep Roy." He yawned again looking to the window watching the sunrise. He curled into Frank putting his phone on franks chest "I dont think we will get put back on trial."
Roy looked at his phone "You really want to risk that?"
Jason groaned "if I get put on trial I'm asking B to rescue me who's really gonna tell Batman he can't take the kid on the stand?"
Roy gasped "what about me!?"
Jason shrugged "Have fun in prison. Dont drop the soap."
Roy stared at his phone silently "wow. Thats real helpful Jay. Im glad I'm your best friend."
Jason laughed softly "You have to convince Elizabeth and frank into that. Otherwise I'm gonna figure out how to divorce my best friend."
Roy looked to Elizabeth "do you want to enter a platonic marriage with Jason and Frank?"
Jason buried his face in franks shoulder "how do you even remember this i completely forgot about it"
Roy looked at his phone "I got a notification for our anniversary apparently!"
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