Are you an IDIOT?! ... or am I?

Blue Boar Shenanigans

WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO, YOU *******?!   ReaperAngel121 tried to curse at her friend, but the game had blocked off offensive words. 

I DON'T EVEN KNOW!! I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR REKA FLOWERS BY JASPER LAKE!!  Nat1Maker replied in all caps. 

YOU ******** JASPER LAKE IS WHERE THE HIGHER LEVEL CREATURES ARE AND THE AGGRESSIVE ONES, AT THAT!!  I_Download_Stuff screamed. 

Right now, Reaper and her friends were running for their lives from a Giant Blue Boar that Nat1 had accidentally aggravated. Reaper glanced over her shoulder as she ran, looking at the creature that chased them. She knew all too well that the boar's ability wherein the longer it ran the faster it got; one of the beast's abilities. She frantically looked around, trying to find a place where they could ditch the creature, when suddenly a loud THUD followed by a ZAP came from behind them, in the general direction of where the boar was. 

Reaper stopped in her tracks and looked behind. She saw Flam1ngoOverlo4rd's large hammer on the boar's head, stunning the big beast. 

My stun only lasts for a few seconds! Someone trap it!!  The Cleric told them.

It was the Warlock who acted first; casting a Binding spell on the large creature. Instantaneously as it was trapped, Reaper wasted no time and swiftly drew her bow and fired as many poison arrows at it as she could, while Nat1 dashed in to unleash a stream of punches and kicks. 

I have 4 poison counters on it!  Reaper announced as she quickly switched her arrow type to her normal arrows and continued the hail of shots.

Nat1 pulled off a series of kicks on the boar, before hitting it with an axe kick.  Crippling Blow! It's slowed!  He called out. 

TAKE THIS, YOU ******* CASUAL!!  Download cried out as his hands glowed with a dark aura that then blasted the beast.   HAVE SOME NECROSIS, PORKY!!

Suddenly, from behind them, bolts of lightning struck the creature. CaelisMonoceros, made her way towards them as she charged up a spell. 

Now I can try out my newest spell!  She announced, before a blast of fire was directed at the huge pig, causing the boar to squeal in pain.  I gave it Burn DPS! 

Then, from above a fell voice is heard, but it grew closer by the second. 

incomiiiiiIIIIIIIING!!!  Lunaris4115, appeared from the sky and, with her blade coming down, stabbed into the boar's head. 

IT'S ALMOST DEAD!! SOMEONE KILL IT!!  She shouted to her friends.

I WAS GONNA SAVE THIS FOR THE BOSS LEVEL, BUT WHATEVER!!  Download shouted out, as he put his fists together and several tattoos on his body glowed with an eerie light. The Warlock chanted in an unknown language, causing the shadows beneath his feet to expand and reach for the boar. From his shade, multiple boney hands reached for the beast to grab and claw at it. At another command, four large armored skeletons appeared from his shadow and raised their massive great swords to attack the boar. 

HP bar depleted, the boar fell over and its body dissipated into pixels. Sighs of relief resounded as the party of friends managed to kill the beast. Suddenly, Lunaris grabbed Nat1 by the arm and threw him at a nearby tree. 

ARE YOU AN IDIOT?! WE KEPT TALKING ABOUT THE LAKE ON THE WAY HERE AND YOU STILL WENT THERE FOR SOME ******* FLOWERS?!  She screamed at him.  

Thankfully, due to the game's party system, there was no friendly fire between members. While Nat1 didn't lose any HP from being thrown at the tree, he still felt pain. The monk picked himself off the ground with a groan.  I'll admit... That was my bad...

Reaper shook her head.  Not even 20 minutes into the game, and you already get yourself into trouble...  She said as she gave him an unimpressed look. Then she looked to where the boar was last and saw another party member of theirs picking up the loot. She smirked at him.  Sup, Hamon. Thanks for targeting the boar's crit points, otherwise that fight would've taken much longer.

HamonRider was the Rogue of the party.  How'dya know it was me? I could've sworn I had my Shadow Stealth skill up...

Reaper gestured her left eye, which glowed with magic.  Ranger ability, Hawk's Eye. Let's me see hidden objects and people within a 10ft radius of myself. Lasts for about 10 minutes.

Voyager_2112 stepped out from the brush and gave a low whistle.   That Jump spell I gave Lunaris worked better than I thought it would. She jumped so high, I almost couldn't see her.    The Bard said with a smile.

Hamon nodded.  She was able to jump beyond the clouds... I can't do that and I'M the one with the maxed out DEX stat.

The whole group took their time to relax; replenishing MP and HP through potions and spells.

You went to Jasper Lake to grab some Reka Flowers? What for?  Caelis casually asked the Monk.

There was this quest I saw on the board.  He pulled out a paper from his pocket and handed it to the Wizard.  It said "urgent", and it was posted by the medical ward of the city, so I thought it would be a good thing, right?

Caelis took the paper and read it. Then, she gave Nat1 an incredulous look, before passing it to Lunaris. The Fighter gave her a confused look.  What's this--  She immediately read the quest before she took off her boot and threw it hard at Nat1.  YOU STUPID *** MONK!! THIS IS A ******* B RANK QUEST!! WE'RE ONLY A D RANK PARTY YOU ******* NITWIT!!

Reaper, upon hearing this, took a look at the quest. She pointed at the reward.  Well, hey, it's 100 Gold per flower.  She turned to the Monk.  How many ya got, bro?

Nat1 picked himself off the ground while he answered the Ranger; his face currently with a very visible boot mark.  I managed to pick up 21.

Everyone suddenly turned to the Monk with wide eyes.

Nat1 shrugged.  I have fast hands for a reason.