Wrong number ~ avengers(Peter x reader)

I'm One Person

Jessie's pov
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I sat up in my bed and yawned. It was the 20th of December, 5 days till Christmas and I still have yet to get anyone in the tower a present. Procrastination at its finest. I thought about it for a moment. I'm gonna go soon like tomorrow or something.

I got up went to my bathroom did everything I needed to do and changed into a brown sweater and gray sweats. I walked out the room after quickly brushing out my hair. I bumped into someone. This is a quite normal occurrence here at the tower. "Sorry." I said. "No it's my fault young mortal I should've been watching where I was going." Thor said. "Me too." I said and continued on with my day. I walked into the kitchen and everyone's head who was in there turned to me.

"Hi." I said and opened the fridge pulling out a bag of carrots and closed the fridge. I leaned on the counter munching done on the carrots. I left them on the counter and I turned getting a paper plate and putting some Caesar dressing on it. I heard someone come behind me carefully and try to scare me. I quickly made a small ball of energy in my hand and turned hitting tony with it.

"Damn it. I tried." Tony said with a shrug, it was a very small ball so it wouldn't have hurt that bad as to why he didn't react badly. I smirked and brought the plate over to where my carrots were. "Oh carrots!" Sam said and tried to grab one causing me to smack him hand harshly. "Don't fucking touch." I said glaring at him.

Peter walked into the kitchen. "Carrots!" He said and grabbed one eating it. "Are you kidding me?! He can get one but I can't?!" Sam said. I shrugged. "Bullshit this is discrimination! Discrimination I say!" Sam said making me smile and laugh looking down.

"Hey Jess what do you think about coming to my place for Christmas? The kids wanna see you along with Laura." Clint said. I looked up. "Sounds fun." I said and shrugged. "Hey that's not fair I was gonna ask if she wanted to go to our cabin house to spend it with me, pepper, and Morgan!" Tony said.

"Well that's not fair either! I knew her first and it's tradition for her to come to mine and hang with me and may!" Peter said. "But I was gonna ask her to hang with us on Asgard!" Thor said. At this point everyone had came into the kitchen and started arguing over who got me on Christmas like I had divorced parents and they were trying to co-parent really badly.

"Guys! Guys stop!" I said but it was really hard to hear me over all the shouting. "Friday. Activate Jessie's quiet time protocol." I said. This caused Friday to start playing a bass boosted version of the monsters inc song. Everyone looked around very confused covering their ears. "FRIDAY SHUT JESSIES QUIET TIME PROTOCOL DOWN!" I shouted over the very loud music. "Quieting down..." Friday said as it slowly fading into quietness.

Everyone looked at me. "Guys. Why don't y'all let me pick who I want to go with for Christmas?" I said. "Well that could work." They said shrugging. "So who is it gonna be?" Peter said. "Well I'm one person. And I love you all very much. So either we all celebrate here together with everyone, or I celebrate with no one alone in an alleyway eating delmars sandwiches one or the other." I said.

"Im sure we can all be here." Tony said. "Then that's what it will be. I'll decorate which means I have so much shit I need to buy tomorrow." I said. "Like what?" Peter said and was texting someone who I'm sure was may; everyone was letting the people who wanted to celebrate with me know.

"Presents for all of y'all and shit to decorate. Tony imma need you to buy food. Wanda you will be on cooking duty I'll help though after I finish doing decor. So now y'all know in advanced. Get y'all's family's here soon and they will feel so welcome. Also I'm glad I'm loved by so many that we have to conjoin everyone together so no one fights over me." I said and laughed causing everyone to smile at me.