This is what the song did to me 💔
The year was 2001 and the Weezer dudes really be getting what they'd been longing for so long. They were on vacation on a beach far from everyone and they were absolutely out of range. They were all equally happy for sure but Rivers was the one that happened to be the most excited he'd begun chanting "well never feel bad anymore."
He also was so lightheaded he wasn't even aware if he was swept away by big waves as he drifted off flat on the sand. The rest were panicking and freaking out but it was too late, he was gone out of sight. Feeling distressed, they'd run around in circles - literally, and Mikey nearly stepped on something he recognizes in the sand, he then stopped and picked it up, brushing the sand off of it.
"Guys I've got his glasses over here!" Mikey held up Rivers' glasses which were still intact.
"Cool you maybe should keep it for him now..."
"What do we do now?? We've lost a fine specimen.." Pat threw in.
"Let's hope he's still alive, tho!"
And so they huddled and eventually came up with the idea to follow suit. As a big wave crashed into them, they got swept away, too. Well it means it worked as there seemingly weren't any other possible ways.
"AAAAAHHH"
sharp growls can be heard in the distance, all three of them got swallowed in a massive whirlpool and there was no way out. They weren't expecting it to go that way.
The pressure of the water eventually settled down, they were slowly descending deeper and deeper beneath the surface, and each one of them started to open their eyes and blinked rapidly, boom! they were able to keep their eyes open underwater! And it wasn't painful to keep them open at all. Their breathing was also normal and not very much different from the one on the surface. They held hands in a circle as they keep submerged down to the bottom of the sea, hoping they'll meet Rivers alive down there. The scenery upon them feels oddly nostalgic and they could tell it was quite familiar, when they look up to the surface above, they saw a series of... hollow flower-shaped thingy's outlined in different colors. They shared a look and started panicking again, what the hell had they gotten into? They tried hard to defy gravity but they got swallowed way too deep close to the ground. Not long after, there were swarms of... pink jellyfish upon them and they swerved to avoid them and luckily they did.
After some series of weird events, they finally arrived at the sea bottom, they stepped on it as if there was no upward pressure to keep them afloat.
"Dude don't you think we've had too much stuff??"
"Never actually used it, Mike. And how do we go back up there now?"
"Ah ah, stick to the plan. It wasn't easy to get here either. Uhh let's just keep looking." Brian grumbled and started to roam about.
Pat and Mikey rolled their eyes and stomped behind him.
A few steps later they spotted a yellow, square thing with big pores on it, and in front of it, there was Rivers! They weren't gonna approach him just yet, but rather they hid behind purple rocks and decided to overhear their conversations.
"Oh jeez, he's alive..."
"Ssshh.."
"...this place's quite lovely, I don't know how'd I get here but, I don't think I should go back up there..." They could spot a faint blush drawn across Rivers' face.
"Yeah? And why's that?" The yellow thing replied, it really talks and sounded like a human. The voice was high-pitched and they kinda could tell it was a 'he'.
"You know, uh... I'm your huge fan of some sort... uh, I hope you don't mind..." Rivers looked down at his feet and rubbed them together.
"Wait what the fu--"
Pat was about to fully raise his voice but Brian clasped his hand on his mouth.
"Just listen a little bit more..." Brian snapped under his breath.
"Oh... that's so sweet of you, dear stranger. Now would you come to my house? I'd like to treat you to something real special,"
"A-- will there be a Krabby Patty or something?" Rivers has a sparkle in his eye as the yellow thing guided him to... a giant pineapple?? This started to get real absurd, but they can recall where this whole thing from.
"Well, you'll see for yourself, mister. Now come on in." The yellow squarething pulled the door open for him and slammed it shut as they both were in. There was some sheer excitement on their face, yikes. What are they gonna do now?
