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My second day went a little better. Not as many dirty looks in the halls and in my classes but come lunch time... these assholes again!
Bully: You really think some thing that Kitty says will stop us from hating you?
Y/N: What she said started it right? Why can't it end it?
Bully: Because that's not how this shit works... your still a genocidal villain!
Y/N: I saved her
Bully: What?
Y/N: Kitty I saved her and colossus... and Rogue and Gambit and Logan and well everyone that was fighting that lava dude a few days back... that was me bitch!
Bully: Yeah well it doesn't fix it!
Y/N: Did I say it did... no I said I save there lives and thus am not just some 2 dimensional genocidal villain
Bully: Whatever! Leave or I'll beat your ass so much your mom will feel it!
Y/N: Just cool your jets for a moment stereotypical 80's film bully 1: My mom is dead thanks for the reminder and 2: I can fight back this time and I'll only seem like an asshole and not a criminal
Bully: Huh?
I full force haymaker him and he collapses with a childish screech of pain.
Y/N: But what's the point in letting the opponent have the first hit... when you now it won't do shit anyways
I finish my food and leave the cafeteria but hear a somewhat familiar voice.
Armor: Hey Y/N! That was awesome!
Y/N: Oh hey Hisako! Been I bit since I've seen you how you doing?
Armor: Pretty good I heard about what happened and I... wait I though you couldn't remember my name?
Y/N: What?
Armor: Remember when we first met... I told you to just call me Armor because you couldn't say my name
Y/N: I don't know what your talking about
Armor: Whatever... what was I here for... oh right Charles needs you in his office!
Y/N: And why didn't he telepathy me?
Armor: Are you complaining about talking to me?
Y/N: Not my point
Armor: Whatever dude just go to his office you wouldn't like him when he's mad
Y/N: Eh can't be that bad... He ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan
Armor: Really?
Y/N: Eh fuck you it's a good reference
I head to Charles' office and there a few familiar faces there
Professor X: One EMP
Y/N: What?
Professor X: All it would take is one EMP and you'd have just as many working legs as I do
Y/N: Oh my Charles... I don't like you angry
Colossus: That's not angry
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Shadowcat's Shadow Man (Kitty Pryde x Male Reader)
Fanfictionmature for the following reasons: Language, Dark Humour and the occasional sex joke. Whilst battling against a new organisation Shadowcat and the X-Men meet a new foe. But somethings not quite right with him. Hey guys so this is my first ever fanfic...
