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Lily: Finally! Ok so first date you could uh
Y/N: Already got a plan from Charles... also I wouldn't let a 9 year old plan my first date
Lily: Well then what do you need me for?
Y/N: Your my second opinion also we need more brother sister time
Lily: Alright where we going?
Y/N: Therapy
I go upstairs to Dr Lee's office and barge in without knocking.
Y/N: Lee!
Dr Lee: Good lord Y/N! I have other patients you know?
Patient: Uh who is he?
Dr Lee: Not important right now!
Y/N: Wow is this how you talk to all your patients?
Dr Lee: Nope just you. Our next appointment is Monday remember?
Y/N: Yeah but the problems already been solved and I wanna talk about it quickly!
Dr Lee: I have other patients!
Patient: Yeah it's not all about you man
Y/N: Your right... it's all about you... Jim
Patient: Oh god!
The patient runs out of the room screaming.
Dr Lee: What the fuck Y/N!?! How the fuck did you do that?!?
Y/N: Jim White has a serious concerning issue and believes he's the centre of the governments attention... I have your patient files
Dr Lee: Please delete those
Y/N: Please listen to me!
Dr Lee: No because now I need to call for some help to get a mentally ill patient off the street!
Y/N: Lily help me out here
Lily: Your glasses are really pretty Dr Lee
Dr Lee: Oh... your Lily right? Y/N's little sister
Lily: That's me
Dr Lee: Well you can call me Miss Lee. Why're you here?
Lily: I'm my brother's second onion
Y/N: It's opinion Lily
Lily: Right op-onion
Dr Lee: Opinion for what?
Lily: A lot of things to help with my brother's first date
Dr Lee: Oh your going on your first date how lovely! Your getting advice... from a 9 year old?
Y/N: Have you met my friends? The only one with any sense of style is Gambit!
Lily: I thought you hated him
Y/N: I hate him but I'm honest. Most of the time he dresses like something out of an old 80's cartoon but when he wants to motherfucker can be dripped!
Dr Lee: Right ok so you solved the issues with Kitty?
Y/N: No I've kidnapped her and forced her to go on a date with me
Dr Lee: I know it's a joke but with you it has implications
Y/N: Lee I may be an asshole criminal dipshit but I respect women... well when you compare to how I treat other dudes it can be seen as respect
Dr Lee: Right shouldn't judge so what caused the issues?
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Shadowcat's Shadow Man (Kitty Pryde x Male Reader)
Fanfictionmature for the following reasons: Language, Dark Humour and the occasional sex joke. Whilst battling against a new organisation Shadowcat and the X-Men meet a new foe. But somethings not quite right with him. Hey guys so this is my first ever fanfic...
