A Thousand Ways the G.O.Ds are Useless

A Reader's Guide to dealing with Teens

'I don't get it, shouldn't she be happy I'm giving her coins'

The god of Death couldn't understand why Cage was so annoyed with him.

"How rare"

Death froze. He couldn't find any signs of the entity which spoke.

"What is a Guardian of Determinant doing outside their relms"

The voice was louder this time, but still no form came with it.

"I'm following the rules, I even registered as one of the system's constellations"

"Keeper of Death,.. why is a reaper like you outside your protectorate?"

Death tried to swallow the knot in his throat.

"I don't know what your talking about. "

"Hmm, that's to bad, I wonder however if you know about one of our universes, this one in fact, experienced an unexpected split a few decades back. "

"That has nothing to do with me. "

"Really? I don't think I believe you,  but sure let's go with that... it's more fun anyway. "

'S**t'

..........

"How dare you look at Cale-nim like that, a bug like you who can't even understand his legend!"

Cale sighed Yoo Joonghyuk and Clopeh were at it again. As for why they were arguing, the group had come across another survivor on their way to Chungmuro.

"That uniform.. Cale-Unnie she's from Daepong Girls' High School."

The girl looked maybe seventeen, however Cale didn't need to use his skill to know who she was. That was why he was waiting for Yoo Joonghyuk to stop fighting with Clopeh, she was one of his after all.

"Hooman she's been crying"

Cale sighed again he could understand why, survivor's quilt was.. but she had done something he would never do, which was why he planned to leave her to the protagonist.

"Who are you?"

She was on guard against them, but that made since considering the first scenario.

"I'm Choi Ria, since we went to the same school that makes you my Hubae."

Aparently Choi Ria was still friendly even in the apocalypse. Which made her naive, That was the only reason Cale was doing this.

[Lee Jihye

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'What the.. why is she even trying to stand?'

"Does that mean your my Sunbae?"

Choi Ria nodded, seeing this However Cale wanted to yell at Yoo Joonghyuk to stop pointlessly arguing with a lunatic and take care of his people.

"Raon "

"On it Hooman"

Cale ignored the iffy look his Daughter was giving him.

[The constellation "A Drunk Secretary " comments: there he goes again ]

Cale ignored Bud as well.

'I just don't want to carry her'

..........

“Help…help me.”

'There was someone still alive?'