The One I Hate (With Love) (Completed)

Chapter 6: This Has Nothing To Do With Jelly! Pt. 1

The next morning, Dib awoke with regret flaring in his chest. The memories were flashing through his mind like bullets. Sure, he had three sexual interactions with the Irken so far, but he wasn't expecting to have wet dreams about him! He gave in and ended up climaxing to a fantasy of fucking him again. "Why did I do that? I mean yeah, I have a bit of an attraction to him, but I never knew it would be this bad." He knew he would have to tell the alien. What would he think of him then? Would he find him revolting? Would he call him a disgusting pig that's not worth his time? Would he...actually accept it?

"No," he said "Zim would never accept something like that" he put on his black pants, blue ghost shirt, and trenchcoat and made his way downstairs. His mind was racing and he couldn't cease it. Gaz looked up from her Franken Chokies and glared at him a little "I thought I told you two to be quiet when I'm in the house."

Shit! Gaz must've heard me cry out Zim's name and thought I was fucking him again!

"U-Um...Zim and I weren't having sex. In fact, he wasn't even here!" Gaz had a you're full of shit look on her face "Mhm. Then why could I hear moaning?" He wasn't expecting to tell her what he was doing last night but if he had to he had to.

"Gaz, look. I wasn't having sex with Zim. He wasn't even with me. Not physically at least." Gaz looked confused "Why were you crying out his name then? Unless you were..." she made a face of disgust "Okay. I regret asking. I said I was okay with talking about things that have to do with you and Zim's relationship like our other conversations. Not what you fantasize about when you..." she gagged.

Dib smiled "If I'm being honest, it was my first time doing that. I have to say it felt pretty damn good." The human knew he was an idiot for annoying his sister but hey, the laugh was worth the backhand to his face. "Don't tell me something like that again or I'll hit harder next time" Dib sighed "Yes, Gaz."

When Dib got to skool he was immediately met with the alien for he was waiting at his locker "Hello, Dib-thing," Zim said with a smile "Were you able to engage in the studying of Irken language some more?" The human nodded and made various popping and clicking sounds.

Yes. I managed to study mostly the basics but it was efficient enough.

Zim gasped "That was very, uh, good, Dib-human. Good work!" The alien ran off. Where was he going in such a hurry? He needed to tell him about last night! He sighed. Oh, well. He guessed he would have to tell him later. He opened his locker and pulled out his notebooks as well as the Irken language book he was given. He might've impressed Zim with his words but he was still a little rusty with certain phrases. He had a lot more to learn and he still needed to figure out what the alien had said to him two nights ago. It was imperative for him to find out.

His first class, English, was boring as hell. It was a perfect opportunity to learn more from his Irken language book. "Dib? Who wrote the play called Hamlet?" His teacher, Mr. Porto, caught him off-guard. The good news was that it was an easy one to answer. The bad news was that he was so engrossed in what he was doing that pops and clicks came out of his mouth.

Hamlet was written by William Shakespeare, sir.

Mr. Porto raised his eyebrow "Excuse me?" The human shook his head "I mean Hamlet was written by William Shakespeare, sir." Mr. Porto nodded "Correct, Dib."

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Math was his next class. This was his chance to tell Zim what happened last night. When he entered the class, he saw Zim shaking and shivering in his seat. Was he cold? "Hey, Zim," Dib said, smiling as he sat down next to him "H-Hello, Dib-beast." There had to be something wrong with him "Are you okay? You sound cold or something."