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AME: There, right there!
~~~Meanwhile at the UN meeting~~~
SPN: guys Nether is late and Jamaica is ill she can't make it.
AME: that's sus
BRIT: dear God, whyy WHYY!
POL: we can just relax also the author wants us to sing ' gay or European'
CUA: alright then run it
EU: I've sent you all the lyrics
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AME: Look at that tan, well-tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please, he's gay, totally gay!
BRIT: I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say not gay
Everyone: That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fey?
SPN: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
MON:Look at his silk translucent socks
GER:There's the eternal paradox
BRIT:Look what we're seein'
PEU: What are we seein'?
GER: Is he gay?-
AME: Of course he's gay!
GER: Or European?
Everyone:Ooooooh
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Everyone:Gay or European?
NET: Oh hey-
Everyone: It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
REI: Well, hey, don't look at me!
POL: You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
Everyone: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
NIG: They both say things like "ciao bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks
AME: Oh, please
Everyone: Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
SOV:Depending on the time of day
The French go either way
FRAN: *in the distance* I HEARD THAT
Everyone: Is he gay or European, or-
JAP & HISP: There, right there!
JAP: Look at that condescending smirk-
HISP:Seen it on every guy at work-
JAP: That is a metro, hetero jerk
JAP & HISP: That guy's not gay, I say no way!
Everyone:That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
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Country Humans Ask Anything (Greater Antilles Edition)
Non-FictionI'm writing this because I have time on my hands Also I'm bored
