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Author: Okay let's see what's up today-Author: Bruh, Alright let's do this
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JAM: wake up in the morning- hello?
Author: umm, can you bring your siblings here? I have a couple of questions for them?
JAM: sure , meet us at my place 2 O'Clock.
Author: sounds good, is Rico with you?
JAM: yeah I'll put him on- RICO! STOP CHEWING ON THE PENCIL AND GET YOU FLAT ASS OVER HERE!
PUR: sorry force of habit- hi author!
Author: hello, bring your capybara with you
PUR: are you sure? Is it a-
Author: no it a demand, just bring it. We'll meet at 2.
~~~~~TWO HOURS LATER ~~~~~
PUR: pull up to the club with my capybara!
CUA: why?
PUR: no reason, don't provoke him he'll bite
HISP:this is from EthanTheKirbyFan , how do you feel about the lesser Antilles? There okay I help taking care of them when there small.
CUA: we all get along with each other, unlike rico
PUR: Why?!-
JAM: just say it
PUR: I said an insult in Spanish and I forgot that they know Spanish and the started chasing me down with machetes and chainsaws.
JAM: you know what? DESERVED! KARMA'S A BITCH!
PUR: *sniff* I'm okay-
Everyone: * dies of laughter*
Author: so jam, what about you?
JAM: I get along with them pretty well! We play cricket together, one thing I like about them is that they know how to keep a party alive until the next day. I also went with them to sign up to a slap fighting tournament-
PUR: WAIT WHAT!?
HISP: how long did you last?
JAM: Finals- there was no chance I would win, I was against Russia. So I propose a deal. I never thought that I would make it that far.
HISP: HOW?!
CUA: what's the deal?
JAM: first one that draws blood wins, I knocked him down but I already Lost, came fourth, behind Syria,Turkey and Russia (in that order btw) that tournament was so much fun!
HISP: you need therapy
CUA: SPEAKING OF THERAPY- the next question is does anyone have therapy?
HISP: uhhhh-
PUR: huuuuh-
CUA: hmmm-
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...JAM: I don't need it-
UN: you need it more than others
JAM: what? how did you get in here- oohh- Right I gave you a spare key. Can I have that back please?
UN: no until you book an appointment with WHO to get your mental health checked
JAM: But I thought comedy and smoking helps with my depression.
EU: NO IT DOESN'T! BOOK YOUR APPOINTMENT! ALL OF US A WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SANITY EVER SINCE THE PANDEMIC!!
JAM: FINE, FINE! I'll book an appointment for next week, would you stop being a bother no- OW!
PUR: aww he's giving you a love bite!
JAM: that leaves bruises! That's it I'm taking him to China's kitchen!
PUR: DREW NO!-
CUA: ask for more questions!
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Peace ✌️
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