The very best, like no one ever was... (Red! reader x Highschool DXD)

Chapter 2: Snitches end up in glitches

Y/n pov:

It's the week after the whole talent show thing. Everyone's a little drowsy after that. Unsurprisingly, I won. Plot Armor FTW!!!

Y/n: 'It's obvious the Redhead had someone spy on me. Wouldn't you agree, MissingNo.?' 

MissingNo.: 'Yep, lazy Devil couldn't even be bothered to do it herself. The distinct cat-ish smell in the air tells me she sent the Neko.'

Y/n: 'Koneko? Really? What is this, a cringy fanfic?'

MissingNo: 'Maybe, maybe not. Just be thankful it isn't Akeno. She gives me the creeps! And I'm the entity that is the complete opposite of Great Red and Ophis!'

We continue our walk to our next class until I get a random idea.

Y/n: 'Hey, if you're basically the god of the very concept of "nothing", why don't you just erase Great Red and Ophis from existence? Or even Rias? You seem to hate them with every pixel of your being. Minus Rias, I know you just see her as an annoying flea.'

MissingNo.: 'It's simple, really. You change one tiny aspect of reality and it causes a distortion event to occur as a butterfly effect, corrupting many different timelines to the point where they're irreparable. I should know, being one such Distortion Event myself. That's how a bunch of timelines like the ones where you're in the Redhead's Peerage, only to be betrayed and left to rot are born. Hell, there are even a bunch where you and Rias-'

Y/n: 'Don't make me vomit. How many timelines exactly?'

MissingNo.: 'Putting it bluntly, no idea. Infinity is my best guess.'

Well, that's just great. Hopefully Those Y/ns' Rias's are better people than this timeline's. Hang on a second... Mwahahahahaha!

Y/n: 'you know what, I'm bored. Wanna traumatize Koneko, since she's following us?'

MissingNo.: 'Don't you have Gengar for that? Or Darkrai?'

Y/n: 'I let him go on that holiday to Unova, remember? Froslass's wedding ceremony? He wanted to be there for his cousin. Darkrai's still working on that motorcycle I gave him on his birthday.'

MissingNo.: 'She's FINALLY marrying Knucklehead!? ABOUT FREAKIN' TIME!'

Y/n: 'Yeah, Knucklehead was always too shy to ask her out himself, which is weird. Considering he's a Golurk. Anyways, back to the point. You're my Sacred Gear, and I didn't wanna risk getting rusty. So, how about it? Wanna scare the crap out a kitten for fun?'

MissingNo: 'hehehehehehe... Sure.'

Koneko pov:

Buchou said to spy on him from afar... Even from here, he's scary. Suddenly, the world around us starts to decay into... Glitches? I then here a voice. Y/n's "voice". But I can sense another being.

A/n: When Y/n talks through MissingNo., he sounds kinda like this.

Y/n (through MissingNo.): Did your leader take me for a fool? Leaving you to pursue me alone...

That voice sounds distorted, like it's coming from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. My head's starting to hurt! Suddenly, he appears behind me.

Y/n (through MissingNo.): The pain you feel... is only the beginning...

He then begins to change. Bony wings erupting from his back and two large, scythe-like claws tearing through his arms before they hang limp by his sides (Scyther's claws). His blood gets sprayed all over before dissolving into more glitches. Now my head is pounding!!! I try to scream, but... nothing...

Y/n (through MissingNo.): Now you know how it feels... *voice mimics Koneko's but stays glitchy* To be forced to be silent... You are in MY world now...

He charges for me and impales my head with one of his claw things. Yet, the only thing I feel... IS AN EVEN MORE PAINFUL HEADACHE THAN BEFORE!!!

Y/n (through MissingNo.): Break your mind indeed... Now get lost. I'll know if you follow me again...

I blink and the world's back to normal, except, he's not there anymore. I have to tell Buchou he has a Sacred Gear!

Y/n pov:

Now THAT'S what I call good entertainment! Hahahahahahahahaha! And all before Math Class too! It's always fun, breaking the stoic ones!

Y/n: 'Did you SEE the look on her face!? Priceless!'

MissingNo.: 'I know, right? I bet she's gone crying back to the walking ketchup bottle by now!'

Speaking of which, Rias comes walking past us, death glaring me the whole way. Heh, Y/n 1: Rias 0! we start the most BORING lesson ever. Especially when you had Uxie for a teacher, like I did. I prefer her teaching, honestly. At least she KNEW what the hell she was blabbering about.

A/n:Chapter 2 is done! Before anyone questions why Y/n had so much fun traumatizing Koneko. Don't forget, he was raised alongside Gengar, a pokemon known for scaring people for no good reason. With that outta the way, See you in Chapter 3!