Basically what the title says, with my own variations of Dave added in as well.
Some of these quotes were taken from Sanders Sides so ye
(TW: Cussing, Mention of N*zis, Implied Murder, Possible Su*c*dal thoughts)
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David: I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk about me behind my back.
Dave: Oh, I wouldn't talk about you behind your back.
Dave: You would still hear everything I would say, I would just talk about you in another room.
David:
Dave:
David: Fair enough.
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Flower Dave: I'm too emotionally unstable for this, can I be excused?
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Star Dave: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Delinquent Dave: Go the fuck to sleep.
Star Dave: What gif I don't want to?
Delinquent Dave: Fuck. Off.
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Unhinged Dave: I prevented a murder today.
RECOVERED_PROJECT: Really? How'd you do that?
Unhinged Dave: Self-control.
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RECOVERED_PROJECT: Go apologize to Algebra Dave.
Decimated Dave: Fine.
Decimated Dave: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Star Dave: Sounds like he's against N*zi's so, why not hear him out?
Sleep Dave: That... CANNOT be where the bar is.
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David: Or as they say in the theater, fracture a femur.
Decimated Dave: ...What?
David: The actual saying is "Break a leg", but I improved it.
Decimated Dave: I hate both of those equally.
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Star Dave: Boo!
Edo Dave: You don't want me to live a long, healthy life?
Star Dave: I mean like- sure, whatever, but like why? What is it all for?
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RECOVERED_PROJECT: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Unhinged Dave: You mean literally or figuratively?
RECOVERED_PROJECT: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Edo Dave: Maybe it's time we take a look at the bigger picture here?
Delinquent Dave: *Sigh*
Delinquent Dave, pointing at the Picasso painting behind him: You talkin' about that picture?
Edo Dave: Yes, I still don't quite understand it.
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David: Time out for thee, and time out for thee. Focus on issues or focus on me.
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Edo Dave: Catholics.
Sleep Dave: Meh, Catholics.
Vengeful Dave: Those baby-making Catholics.
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Flower Dave: I love you guys, you're the best things that has ever happened to me.
Star Dave: We're the best things that have ever happened to you?
Flower Dave: Yes!
Sleep Dave: Suddenly, I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Decimated Dave: Of course, you and I have our differences. We disagree on many things.
Algebra Dave: Geeeehhhhhhhhh, understatement much?
Decimated Dave: Wow.
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ME!Dave: Sometimes... *Makes an 'O' shape with his hand* just this.
Kid Dave: A BAGEL!?
ME!Dave: What? No! *Looks at his hand* Maybe.
ME!Dave: No, nothing. It's nothing!
Kid Dave: AWW-
