🧡💚BakuDeku one shots!!💚🧡

Two Tired Idiots

(No AU. It's reg them, but they are at each other's throats during the day, but at night the two are besties, or more 😈 They like singing at night, it's what I pretend to do every night, be them and sing. To show how much of idiots they are, I'm addin' the Wii Mii Channel music, I just adore the Wii. Now stop rambling me!)

Izuku POV

I'm so tired, why did me and Kacchan think it was a good idea to sing until 3am instead of 1am. I groggily walk out of bed, get my uniform on and go down to the common area.

"Deku-kun! You look so tired!" a talking pink mochi says.

"H-hellooo Mochi..."

"W-what?" she exclaims.

I get breakfast and eat it. Kacchan comes down, he looks so tired as well.

"Hi nerd," he said sitting down next to me with a breakfast bar.

"Hi Kacchan, why is there a walking, talking and human sized Soba???"

"I don't know, can we just go..."

"Yeah, lets go..."

Me and Kacchan walk out of the building to go to school.

Third Person

"Those two seem very off, Deku-kun called me mochi!" Uraraka exclaimed.

"Yeah, I heard Midoriya call me a walking, talking, human sized Soba," Todoroki said.

"Bakubro said I was a human shark!" Kirishima exlaims, very confused.

"They are goin' mad, apparently I'm now a Sylveon, I'd rather be called Pikachu. I ain't a Sylveon," Kaminari said.

Meanwhile

Izuku POV

Me and Kacchan are walking to U.A but it seems to take forever.

"Kacchan why is it taking forever to get thereeeeee" I whined.

"I have no clue, maybe as we're probably walking slower due to being tired,"

"Makes sense, but this area doesn't look familiar..." I say looking around.

"Hol' up... SHIKETSU! DEKU! You took us to Shiketsu not U.A! How?!?!"Kacchan yells.

"Wait what... damn it, I did,"

I see some girl, with fawn coloured hair. Isn't she form the Provisinal Licence Exam???

"Kacchan isn't she from the exam???"

"Yeah, and???"

"Why is she coming towards us..."

"I have no clue Deku, I'm not god am I,"

"Hey what are you two doing here??" she asked.

"Nerd took us to the wrong place, we'll going back," Kacchan says, his voice and hers becoming faint.

I feel my eyes closing, I'm gonna have a nap. I put my head on Kacchan's shoulder.

Bakugou POV

I was talking to whats-her-face and then I feel something against my shoulder. I turn and see... DEKU! Damn nerd!

"I'll be leaving with this loser," I say picking him up and carrying him on my back.

Once I walk far enough away from Shiketsu, I look at him again. So peaceful, kinda cut- NO I AM NOT SAYING THAT. 

"I'm as tired as you are Deku..." I mumble.

A while later

I see a bench, should I go sit on it, I really don't think I can go any longer without dropping him or nearly get run over. Yeah, I'm sitting on that bench. I sit down, oh how I tired I feel. I cuddle up with Deku on the bench. My eyes close.

Back in U.A

Third Person

"IT'S BEEN THREE HOURS! WHERE ARE THEY!!" Denki yelled.

"Calm down Kaminari-kun! I'm sure Deku-kun and Bakugou-kun will comeback, I trust them!" Uraraka replied (I had to search what she called Denki, I didn't know)

"They should come back, where could they even gone????" Kirishima says.

"Who knows, they could be anywhere, maybe 'wagging,'" Todoroki said.

"We'll probably have to look for them after school, ribbit," Tsu suggests.

4 hours later

With Deku and Bakugou who are sleeping peacefully on a bench

Izuku POV

I wake up to see, K-Kacchan!! He's cuddling me! Wait... it's quite sunny out... HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN HERE! I check my phone, it says 3:15PM!! We've been here for, well it took us two hours to get to Shiketsu, probably 1 hour for Kacchan to get here, so we've been on this bench for 4 hours. AND NO ONE WOKE US UP! WE'RE IN UNIFORM AS WELL!!! (I had to change this so many times, btw it only took 2 hours to get to Shiketsu as they used their quirks. 1 hour for Bakugou to get to a bench as he was holding Deku making him slower, plus he was tired af)

"Kacchan! Wake up!"

"Ugh, what Deku!"

"It's been 4 hours!"

"Wait WHAT!"

"We missed the whole school day!!!!"

"Shit, lets go then,"

"Umm Kacchan, can you carry me??"

"WHAT!?!"

"Well I thought it would be quicker,"

"Good point, come on then,"

Kacchan then picks me up, but in a very unexpected way, bridal style. He uses his quirk to give us a boost in speed. He suddenly stops after a while. He hides behind a electronic sign about some All Might movie.

"What's wrong Kacchan,"

"Shhh look, the extras are looking for us,"

"Midoriya! Bakugou!"

"Midobro! Bakubro!"

"Deku-kun! Bakugou-kun!"

"Midoriya! Bakubae!"

It was Todoroki-kun, Uraraka-san, Kirishima-kun and Mina-san!

"Lets trick them, that'll be fun," Kacchan whispers.

"Wha! How!" I whisper shout.

"We look like ghosts, go behind them and scare the living shit outta them. Simple jokes haha!"

"Fine, put me down first??"

"Yeah,"

He gently places me down and pats my head??? He finds two random sheet and puts one on me and one on him.

"Lets go Deku,"

"Hehe! Yep!"

We sneak behind them. Oh who knew this was gonna be so fun!!

"BOO!" me and Kacchan yell.

They actually all jumped and look so frightened! Haha this is so funny. Me and Kacchan burst out laughing.

"OMG we've been looking for you! Where have you been!" Mina-san exclaimed.

"We were so worried!" Uraraka-san yelped.

"Sleeping," Kacchan replied, "On a bench, near Shiketsu for like 4 hours."

"What."they said.

I walk back and jump onto Kacchan. He catches me and snuggles me. Oh how I love Kacchan.

"THE F-" they exclaimed while me and Kacchan laughed.

A/N Omg two one shots in two days, nioce. I had to go look up some things, but generally I like this oneshot. Best oneshot yet, I like this one. Next one is angsty, no more fluff for now, like next two actually. Should I do smut after??