Chapter 53:The Beast of Darkness

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*Asta's helmet snaps off as he sees bodies cleaved in half every where and see his team terrified as someone touches his face*

???:Asta calm down-

*Several hours earlier*

Greirat:*Slaps Asta*Hey fuckass wake up!

Asta:Fuck you too then.

Mirrah:I prepared a meal for us.

Asta:What is it?

Mirrah: Crimson Stew.

Asta:What now?!

Shola:It's a healing stew. It also just tastes magical too.

Greirat:Agreed.

Erina:Same.

Asta:I guess I'll try it.

Mirrah:Here.

*Mirrah hands to bowl and spoon over as Asta grabs them and takes a bite*

Asta:It kinda tastes like apple cider with cinnamon. It's kinda sweet which is weird and throwing me off. Other than that it's good.

Mirrah:Glad you liked it.

Asta:*Looks in his bag*

Erina:Whatcha looking for?

Asta:A gift for us to share.

Shola:Oh?

Greirat:Good I'm assuming?

Asta:Yep!

*Asta pulls out one of his rations he made as "Slayer" *

Mirrah:What is that?

Asta:It's survival rations I'd make for my hunts awhile back. They're pretty good. Here I have a shit ton. Take one that sounds good to you.

*Asta tosses the bag down as they all sort through hundreds of rations*

Shola:What the fuck man!? How much do you eat!?

Mirrah:Well considering his umm..body he might need to eat more.

Greirat:Wait-

Shola:One-

Erina:Damn-

Asta:Minute-

Mirrah:Huh?

Asta:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE WITHOUT A SHIRT ON!?

Erina:Yeah wait actually how!?

Mirrah:*Red* Uhhh I just assumed tha-

Asta:YOU PERVERT! YOU WERE STALKING ME WHILE I WAS BATHING!

Erina:*Red from the thought*

Greirat & Shola:


Mirrah:What no!? I was looking for a place to bathe and I accidentally found the lake you were at and I accidentally saw you. I wasn't being a peeping Tom.

Asta:LIES! YOU KI IS FULL OF BULLSHIT! BAD! NO HORNY! Plus I'm taken already.

Mirrah & Erina:What!? You are!?

Shola:Did you guys not know?

Greirat:Weird.

Asta: Yeah. Why do you think I didn't acknowledge you two's advances towards me.

Mirrah:Oh...I..

Erina:..I get it now...Sorry

Asta:Eh it's cool. Anyway thanks for the food. You guys keep looking through the rations. I always make more. Imma go train for a bit.

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