Alien Ex

Idiot Aliens

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         3 Members: Lilly, Erin, Ellie

LILLY- Erin I have a bf!!!

ERIN- What? Is it cheese again Lilly?

LILLY- No
It's not cheese again this time, right Ellie?

ELLIE-

ERIN- Who? John Lennon?

LILLY- He's dead

ERIN- I Know

LILLY- It's a long story

ERIN- Kk, just write it out then

LILLY- Ok..

So I asked Ellie what she was doing, she said I don't know who you are. I said don't you remember me? Ellie we had a child together in 1990, how could you forget?

She said "I thought we had a child together in 9091 " But I noticed that information was false, I just remembered, I didn't have a child with Ellie! I had a child with our next door neighbor who was her alien cousin (we live on Mars in 9091 btw) Anyway I took a DNA test and it was true, her ailen cousin impregnated me. Buts here is the catch.. she was dating her alien cousin while the alien impregnated me. Ellie was hunting for cheese on the moon when this happened. The alien knocked and my door and well...it all happened in a flash, I can't remember it very well. The point is he cheated on Ellie with me. Ellie came home early with a dozen crates filled with moon cheese and witnessed some of it. Obviously, Ellie was furious and wanted revenge!!! She had no weapons apart from.....MOON CHEESE!

In less than a minute, she killed her alien cousin and I. Yep thats right. She shoved cheese in our mouths, force feeding us to the point of....DEATH...and laughed phsychopathically "MUAHAHA" She scream so loud that all of the aliens on Mars awoken, which lead to Ellie's KiLliNg RaMpAgE, Planet: Mars Population: Zero..Ellie murdered all of the harmless little aliens.

What happened next you may ask? My alien boyfriend and I came back as ghosts, but unfortunately he floated into the Atlantic Ocean, me? I stayed on land haunting Ellie day by day for her horrible sins.

You would think you would miss you're alien boyfriend after years without seeing him. This is a perfect explanation of me years ago. In 1990 I adventured into the Atlantic Ocean in hopes of finding my long lost alien lover.     After hours upon hours of seeking, I found him, we both cried tears of joy and embraced from dusk until dawn. I asked for his number, he asked for my number too so we could have further contact with each other and we could be long distance. He seductively whispered the numbers into my ear and I whispered my number too and hugged him tighter. But when I let go he disappeared.

I patiently waited ages for him to call me. It took to long so I decided to call him instead. Ring..ring..ring no answer, the ringing continued for a few seconds and then it stopped. I dramatically threw my phone on the floor in frustration. I tried again for decades...no answer until I finally gave up and forgot about him. I focused more on my own life and continued to haunt Ellie's household.

I finally began to realize I was better without alien men and was single and proud. This was until one unforgettable day.

March 19th 2023...
I lay in my room enjoying my book about paranormal activity, getting some tips and tricks when I hear my phone ring. Who could it be? I thought, my fellow alien friends from Mars? Nah. A spam caller? No. My enemy Ellie? Definitely not! Then I remembered..could my ex alien boyfriend be calling me after decades of waiting? Surely not!

I timidly and slowly picked up the phone then put it on my left ear. I heard a familiar and vivid voice....my ex alien love interest aka Ellie's cousin/ ex.
"Hello, is this Lilly?" He said. "W-what do y-you want." I replied.

"Listen.." he said with guilt, the reason I haven't called in years upon years is because..well.." "Yes?" I questioned. "I've thought about it and..I've lost feelings for you, I'm sorry but even though she murdered me in 9091, I'm truly and utterly in love with your enemy." "Huh? My enemy?" I said. "Yes, Ellie, my cousin..." He admitted. "F$#%@& you" I mumbled and hung up in a fit of rage and disgust.

I'm sitting in my room right now. I'm crying and am deeply depressed and heartbroken.

The End

A/N
1. If you are wondering Ellie never replied on the chat and that's why her thing is blank.
2. This is a literal story from a GC.
3. Thank you for letting me post this Lilly!