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Going away present -🫠🍊

TW//: none<3

Warning: does mention implied sex and stuff and kinda descriptive Dildo stuff so yeah small heads up for that.

Background: House has to go to some stupid work thing for a week and so he has to leave Wilson but he gives him a gift in case he misses him.

Status: 💕

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First Person P.O.V

Wilson sighed House left tomorrow and he was not excited for a whole week without him but he knew it was important and if he showed any sense he didn't want House to go House would most likely not go and get in trouble so Wilson had to act super excited for him and keep telling him to go.

House barged into Wilson's office "Wilson! Honey hey" House smiled wide "hello House" Wilson greeted flatly.

"Awww don't look so sad, I got you something!" House smiled showing a plastic gift bag Wilson raised an eyebrow "what is it?" Wilson asked suspiciously as House set it on his desk.

"Don't act so scared of it it's not a bomb or anything" House scoffed rolling his eyes.

Wilson hesitated as he grabbed the bag "go ahead open it!" House said smiling "why?" Wilson asked looking up at House who sighed "I got everyone a going away present so just open it yours is special" House said impatiently Wilson looked to his office door and saw 5 heads poking in.

Foremen.

Chase.

Taub.

Thirteen.

Cuddy.

He sighed rolling his eyes it can't be that bad he thought as he opened the bag and started moving the paper out the way.

Wilson squinted confused on what it was at first but then after looking at it for a minute he recognized it.

"H-house...." Wilson said horrified he could see the heads of his colleagues try and poke in more.

"Yes dear?" House smirked Wilson looked back down at the present "what the hell!?" He whisper yelled face turning red with embarrassment "Hm? What's wrong? Do you not like it?" House frowned Wilson looked over at his colleagues then at House.

"This- t-this is!" He placed a hand over his face he could feel just how hot it was.

"What's wrong with it! It's costume made" House asked sounding a bit offended "Co-...costume made??" Wilson asked confused and shocked "mhm" House said proudly Wilson looked down at the item then at House.

"What is it!?" "I don't know!" "He won't show it" "I can't see anything!" "Shhh be quite and be patient!"

Wilson could hear from the door "guys he can hear you" House said rolling his eyes Wilson chuckled when he heard them scrambling away.

"Now..do you like it?" House asked Wilson sighed looking at it "is it...did you?..." Wilson stammered House smiled wildly "yes I did I figured you'd miss me so I went and decided to get you a dildo in the shape of my penis" House said gesturing to his cock Wilson was pretty amazed but also embarrassed and a bit.

He moved the box around and saw a business name card and number then he saw a note he pulled it out and started reading.

Dear gift receiver.

You've received a gift from our company "Costume Toys" were a small online business.

We hope you enjoy your gift from "Gregory House" for the custom made Dildo we have sent you.