Chapter 1

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I ended up leaving out of my house after YEARS (2 days) decided it was a amazing idea to touch some grass 😍

i was going to the library to get some chainsaw man manga, because why not?  but when i cross the road i get SHMACKED with a truck, WHAT THE FUCK? rude🙄

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I wake up in a big city and I look around "where an i? I thought I was shmacked with a truck" i say I go into my pockets "bro do I have any money?" i question me my self and I. As I go to search my body my pocket gets heavy, I go to see and pull out LOADS of cash. They hell? I'm broke as fuck how do I have these😨 actually, I don't care, I get to buy what ever I want now.

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I was walking around town, few things I noticed, IM FUCKING TINI. Like kid size..so I can't buy a house, even if I wanted to I don't have a id driver's license or anything.

I walk down the street when I spot a oddly familiar donut shop, I'm hungry and it's about to rain so I speed walk to the store.

I sit down the lady walks to me "hello little girl, where are your parents" she asks me i look at her, shit it's suspicious to be a kid Wondering around all alone, maybe I could say I'm a orphan, pull a lil Batman.

"I'm a orphan" i say she looks at me with a bit of pity i look at my hands to make it seem like I was sad and didn't want to talk about it, I actually miss my mom, she probably is worried sick, that I'm missing, she can't handle that. I brush away the sad thoughts, I just have to get out of here and go back, I don't even know where I am?

i look at the menu "lemme get a glazed donut with a coffee, thanks'' i say she hesitats "are you sure you want coffee, I could stunt your growth?" She asks me worried, honestly it's sweet but I can only thing about that donut rn I so fucking hungry dog. "Yes I know, it just helps with my tiredness" I say with a smile, it's quite easy to smile and not mean it.

I see two people walk in one a old man with a kid probably, I was about to look away when I get a closer look to the child... wait.... Is that aidan freaking gallager, holy fuck, HOLY FUCK IM FREAKING OUT.

He notices me stairing and looks at me, I quickly look away, My heart is beating so fast..AIDAN GALLAGHER IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME...calm down y/n...HOLY SHIT.

The older guy soon left after writing down something and handing it to the boy. As he leaves my order was put in front of me. I look down at the food, where am I? Aidan looks younger, I spare a glance at him, I look him up and down, memorizing everything about him...that's a umbrella academy uniform..he's in the school boy shorts them crusty ass socks..yep this is five hargreeves...but how is he here? Did I shift? No..I didn't try any methods...if I fall asleep and wake back up and I'm home, than I shifted, but if not...this is going to HELL.

I put my head down and start to fall asleep, my conscious slowly leaving, just like my father 😃.

I was sleeping peacefully dreaming of a donkey eating shrimp with it's nails when shots where fired, but does it look like im awake? No, cuz I'm a dumb bitch who can sleep through anything💪

More shots where fired and my eyes snap open, I look around and then I quickly drop to the floor and crawl to behind the counter. GOD DAMNIT I DIDNT SHIFT. So how did I get here? Shit these bullets har louder than a crack monkey. I cover my ears and ball up.

I could practically hear the music playing as the shooting starts to die down. I slowly start to dissociate.

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I feel tapping on my arms. I look up to see a guy with a scar on the side of his head, David Castaneda, he is so much finer in person 🤭 "hey you alright?" he asks, I blink, this bitch- does he not see the countless dead bodies here? And I'm hiding "no! Im scared and freaked out" i say he sits next to me "mind telling me what happened?" he asks me "well i wanted to eat something so i came here but then two people walk in one old guy and a kid," I start to explain, leaving out small details. "he was in a little school boy uniform, the old guy leaves then I just fall asleep, only to get woken up by thousands of bullets!" i say breathing out after talking so much "can you draw what he looked like? The boy?" he asks me i nod and grab a notebook and pencil (no color)

"That's about it, can I keep this or do you need it?" i ask he thinks "i need it, please" he says i nod "here, don't lose it cuz it's really good" i say he nods and leaves me i sigh and i just sit there, damn I should have kicked him in the knees ...

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"That's about it, can I keep this or do you need it?" i ask he thinks "i need it, please" he says i nod "here, don't lose it cuz it's really good" i say he nods and leaves me i sigh and i just sit there, damn I should have kicked him in the knees and run with the drawing, I swear if this fucker ruins my mother FUCKING drawing I'ma kills his bubble guppy looking ass.

AUTHOR SECRETS 🤫

- I originally wrote this book on Google docs.
- It originally was a umbrella academy x me

CHARACTER SECRETS 🤫

- Five knew you were stairing 🤭
- Diego confronted Five about the coffee shop and showed him the photo, Five was impressed 👍

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