WARNING- lil spicy scene 🤫😘
Once i drag him out of the portal i check him for any injury's, i set the portal gun up to absolutely shred anyone i dont willingly bring into the portal, for safety reasons "fuck fuck fuck! You shouldn't do that! You can fucking die! Dumb ass!" i say as i look him head to toe, making sure his is perfectly fine, which he is, i can breath out, "shit.." i say as i finally realize where we are "what?!" he questions "we have to go" i say as i look at the portal gun, fuck its to hot to use right now "we have to hide" i say as i grab his hand and i tug him along.
Its night and we are carefully walking around when we hear a scream, guess now it starts, my nose scrunches and i look around i see someone coming so i shove him into a closet i get in front of him, i cover his mouth with my hand, i had to put my knee between his legs so we would fit, i turn my head so i can see when it's clear, he moves ever so slightly slipping and a muffled moan that is caught by my hand, my eyes widen as i use my other hand to cover my face, if there was any light you could see how bright i am right now, I KNEW HE WHIMPERED GLASDJG LSDFGD HOLY HOLY SDFSDF WOW UGHH NDSF, i continue to freak out in my mind, once i finally snap out of it, it's finally clear. I get out, so does he. I look to him and start to apologize so much "I'm sorry! I saw someone coming so i hid us both" i say with a red face, he is turned to the side, so i couldn't see his face, must be Hella embarrassed, i would be, man just got topped by some one shorter than him 💀 huge L for five.
"I'm guessing you want a explanation on where we are, basically, this place, has a purge every month, that's how its so peaceful, we got unlucky and got here this day, I'm sorry, it's all might fault, if you stayed in the portal by force, you would have been shredded to pieces, its a safety precaution i made, I'm glad your okay" i finish as i look at him, i can't tell what his face emotion is? He looks confused, like he is just finding new things, but his face also holds every emotion, quite cool, he's so fine, OH AIDAN YOUR SO FINE YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND-
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We are sitting in the room still waiting for the portal gun to cool down, i have to fix somethings. "...why did you draw me, be honest, because it wasn't just one drawing" he says looking me dead in the eyes, i cant handle that so i break eye contact, is he trying to give me a heart attack?! "uh well...um...see...i guess you're just like super like attractive...and i didn't know if i was going to see you again, so i drew you? But you turned out to be just perfect to draw, so I drew more..." i say, it's not a lie, just not the whole truth, Like ima tell him I'm from a deadass different world and i practically know every thing about him, but he doesn't have to know ;D
TIME SKIP~
We make it back to the house, i make two portal one to send me to my room and the other to send aidan to his, i mean five.
I start to think of things i could make, i think i should make the space cruiser, and some of the futuristic type guns, because why not, i mean it would be so very epic to shoot that bunny girl, forgor her name 💀.
I start to work on the guns, but then i realize i dont have enough of the parts i need, so i gotta go back, BRUH WHY DIDNT I GRAB THE PARTS WHEN WE WERE THERE. I fell slow, i coulllddd go alone and get the parts, but why not make someone my lil Morty, know what I'm saying, even if you dont i to lazy to explain😘
I walk to the kitchen, as i walk in i see vanya "hey vanya" i say to catch her attention "yeah?" she says back "wanna go on an adventure with me??" I ask as I grab a bottle of apple juice, because apple juice is the BOMB. "adventure?" she asks "yeah, but you gotta be up to kill some other worldly creatures, you could get traumatized, and die or even get hurt really badly, but it's a fun ride" i say as i blink, im way exaggerating this but its funny to see the side eye she is giving me.
she shakes her head, i shrug and walk away, till i was grabbed by the arm, i look and see aidan, GAWD, YES LORD "adventure?" he questions "oh yeah, you can come, you might die, get traumatized, lose an arm, or two maybe some legs, shit a kidney out, but hey it will be fun!" I say as I look at him "I'll come" he says "are you willing to kill?" i ask, he blinks "humans?" he asks "why did you say it like you're not one? But no not people, some random creatures, maybe some people, who knows, i need to get new parts" i say as i start to walk behind me WALK HIM LIKE A DOG SIS WALK EM LIKE A DOG.
AUTHOR SECRETS 🤫
- Question, do yall want to read the adventure or not? i dont really know 🙃
- Im going to start adding small things about myself in the author secrets.
- My natural hair color is brown but i recently dyed it purple 💜CHARATER SECRETS 🤫
- Five was HELLA flustered, he is over here questioning things he knows.
- The person that walked into the room, heard five, and left💀
- Vanya now is very worried about your mental health and is wondering if she should get you therapy 💀
- Diego is now wondering where you are, cuz yall kinda teleported off.
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Fanfictionthis is basically a crack fanfic, because y/n is based on me 🤷🏻♀️