Welcome back to my FANTABOLISTIC story....im kidding....?...ANYWHO I'm aliveeeee sorry for the really really long wait on this story, THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR READING THIS OML. like TEEHEE got me kicking my feet bae 😍 AHHH AND TY TO THAT ONE AMAZING PERSON WHO LIKE ASKED ME TO CONTINUE CUZ IT GAVE ME MOTIVATION 😻😻😻
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Of course, not only did I decide to work on this stupid fucking machine at...3...3:46?! THIS FUCKING EARLY...currently I am running off of maybe....47 minutes of sleep and caramel coffee...not the best mix, my Spotify playlist is blaring in the background as I screw in a few lose screws that just seem to want to keep popping back out, I screw it in fulling only to hear that one sound I know and FUCKING HATE.....it popped...again, i groan agitatedly and go to take a sip of my coffee....only to find out I DRANK IT ALL.....I swear today is not my day because everything wants to hit me at once, I pause my music and decide to leave my room.
Skipping down the halls bored as hell when I look at the stairs railings, a shit-eating grin appears on my face when I remember what Klaus told me when he was high once.
FLASH BACKKKKKMessy walking of heels could be heard as well as multiple bangs and noises were made, Klaus held onto the wall as he wobbly walked down the hall out of graces bedroom with a pair of her iconic red heels, He wobbled left to right as he holds onto everything he could, he makes it to the stairs when he grabs the railing and he slips, the heel of the shoe sliding off the edge and twisting his ankle, he tumbled down and hit his jaw on the wall, he ended up passing out from the rough kiss with the wall.
Vanya came running when she heard a loud bang, she saw a little bit of blood and Klaus passed out on the stairway floor, Vanya rushed to his side and tried to help him up, to see if he just fell but when she saw how his jaw was unnaturally dislocated to the side she screamed and rushed to get Grace or Reginald.
END OF FLASHBACKK
So basically Klaus just fell and ate ass, broke his jaw...wait...no he dislocated it... it's about the same thing so WHATEVER. I couldn't help but giggle my ass off down the stairs as I skipped a stair or two on my way to the kitchen. Honestly, I'm adjusting pretty fast for someone from like....a whole different world, but who cares?
I walk into the kitchen and I see Vanya, not many people like Vanya but I do, she gives me the hibby jeebys so I don't talk to her much...she gives off....I'll sleep with your mom vibes.
"hey, Vanya..." I say avoiding eye contact as she is starring into my soul "...y/n" she says back, I can tell she is suspicious of me...but that's okay I would be too if some sexy, stunning, amazing, beauti- ok ok ill stop you get the hint I'm flawless so no wonderrrr why shes distant "deigo is looking for you, he went to your room" she says and I curse, I forgot I left the cruiser just laying there on the table, it looks like some alien device, and right on cue he comes running down the stairs "y/n? what is that in your room...some kind of....suicide bomb?" he asks and I give him a dumbfounded look "no... it's a space cruiser I'm making" I say as I blink, he pretends to know what I said.I returned to my room when I got stopped by five. "Five? whassup, shorty" I ask with a playful wink, he rolls his eyes at me...ugh rude. "I wanted to um...talk about..you know" he doesn't stutter, he seems hesitant. I chuckled and shrugged "What's there to talk about" I said as I started to walk into my room, I was fully expecting five to follow me wanting answers on exactly what happened not even two days ago, but he didn't follow me...what a hater.
Practically an hour later, y/n is passed out on her workbench, covered In black grease, and her goggles still on, she had been working on the space cruiser for a while and it has been a major shit show. Five knocks on the door, but she doesn't hear it being a MAJOR deep sleeper, he just opens the door, peaking his head through the door and noticing her, he is confused, he looks at the bench and his jaw drops, it looked like an alien ufo.
Fives Pov-
Where the hell is this stupid girl...I need to ask more questions, she could be the answer to stopping the apocalypse...I walk to her door, and I don't hear anything, usually, she is playing music or something, I knock and wait for her to answer....nothing, so I just open the door... it's my house.
There Y/n was, passed out at her workbench, she was covered in this...black grease..the hell was she working on? I look over at her workbench...my jaw drops, what the fuck....is that a fucking ufo...?
I walk closer, getting a closer look, it's small, but not super small, how the hell has she been working on this, matter of fact what the hell is this...I look back to Y/n, who is still passed the fuck out, and shake her awake, at first she doesn't wake up, but he shakes her again and then she wakes up "....what are you doing in my room shorty" She teases...I'm going to hit her."... I will kick your ass" I threaten, and she just chuckles "your cute when you're mad," She says and I just can't tell if she teasing or not, I hate when she flirts...i can't tell if I like It or if I don't
Y/n's Pov-
He's just staring, I think I caught him off guard, and I give him a smug smile "Cat got your tongue?" I tease him more, and he just starts getting agitated, I can't help but chuckle, he's too cute "Okay enough, what the hell are you building" He asks and I look at my desk "I saw this show, Rick and Morty right, and they have this space cruiser, and I want it so...you know" Five just gives me a dumbfounded look...its kind of pissing me off...ill let it slide though because he's too damn fine.
"....space cruiser?".
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CHARACTER SECRETS 🤫
-Vanya does NOT like you, she gets a creepy vibe, and it sets her off.
-Five is convinced that you are an alien because of the space cruiser.
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Fanfictionthis is basically a crack fanfic, because y/n is based on me 🤷🏻♀️