ꜱʙɪ & ᴍᴄʏᴛ ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ [Old book]

✨Crack drop✨

TW: Some cursing, mentions of kidnap, yelling, And some funny stuff

Btw I have no ideas so here this for now

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Moth tommy au:

Tommy: Will there's a demon in the kitchen again

Wilbur: Really again!

Me*who they are talking about*: Okay first of all, Fuck you guys

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Heartbreak: Okay lilah what do we crave!

Lilah: Broken hearth!

Sapnap: Is this what you've been teaching our child?

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XD breaking into my house:

Me who was just getting water: Excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?

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Mumza: Okay so whose death do you want to cause and why?

Blue: Potato's

Mumza: What-

Blue: POTATO'S

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Some random person: What is wrong with you!?

Me: I'm a singel mother with 3+ kids [I forgot how many i have on discord]

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Phil: My kids are perfectly fine!

Wilbur: *eating sand*

Techno: Blood for the god!

Tommy: Pinkie stipie!

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Me: Ugh I have no friends

All My discord friends: Bitch what am I, A roach!

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Heartbreak/quackity: Uh- I'm pregnant again

Sapnap & karl: *gasp*

Llilah: Yay! *Doesn't know what it means*

George: I have a sudden urge to kill two gods right now

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Baby mer & moth au meet:

Moth!Tommy: Wow you look cool!~

Mer!Tommy: T-thank you

Meanwhile with the wilbur's

Moth! Wilbur: You look like shit

Mer!Wilbur: Oh why thank you

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Bye, My lovely little reading pandas