Need help in your miserable life?

'my good friend'

Lmao you work at Hooters

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I don't know what jester did, but when I called at my recent job, they said that all the paperwork was already filled out and submitted. I wasn't a secretary anymore.
But instead... I got a job at Hooters.
What a glee.
"And you couldn't have asked me before you gave me that new job?"
I asked with my arms stiffly crossed before my chest and my foot tapping on the ground.
He shrugged and swayed his arms
"It was the best match for you."
My eyes widened and my mouth fell open. Did he just
"Are you implying that I'm that cheap?!"
"Oh no. But the other ones were Lawyers, Judge, Doctor or a stripper. And I don't think you could handle any of those.... I mean not all of them-"
"Ok ok ok, let's not... This is fine"
I put my hand to my face and inhaled deeply, then looked at Jester
"When do I start?"
"Tomorrow at 8am sharp. I already got your uniform, ya wanna see it?" He exclaimed while reaching into his pockets
Damn how did he fit that in there?
With a quick tug he pulled out some orange clothes. I took them and held them before me.
Calling these short was and understatement.
I made a face and looked at Jester again.
He looked at me and waited before tilting his head and asking
"What?"
"These are way too short"
"I'm sure you'll look stunning wearing those"
I raided an eyebrow. Slutty maby, but not that.
"I- no. I can't do this"
Jesters shoulders sank and his smile turned into a frown
"But I already got you in there... And the money is good too!"
Yeah, he did.. And yes the money was really good... But these clothes... Ok ok, let's act like adults and accept this.
"Ok... I'll give it a try. How bad can it be?"

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"This is really bad"

I sat at the kitchen counter while nervously drinking my morning coffee. I fumbled with my the hem of my new uniform and my foot tapping on the ground.
I never worked at a place like this. The costumers, what if they were handsy? Oh dear
"Don't worry dear, I will be there to look after you. Nothing bad will happen, I promise!"
Jester said while patting me on the back.
"You sure they will let in a weirdo dressed as a Jester with a weird mask that changes emotions?"
I asked while taking another sip of coffee.
Jester shook his head and chuckled
"No, they won't. You're underestimating me, darling"
"Uh huh, yeah, I am"
"You remember that pizza guy?"
I furrowed my brows and tried to recall
"The really creepy one? Yeah, I do"
I took another sip of coffee and eyed Jester. He was smiling smugly and crossed his arms.
... No
"No way"
I stood up and pointed at him
"YOU?"
He nodded and laughed proudly
"Yep"
"THAT PIZZA WAS SO FUCKING BAD I HAD A STOMACH ACHE!"
He stopped laughing and gasped instead.
"AND I EVEN GAVE YOU A TIP FOR THAT SHIT!"
Jester put his hands on his hips and frowned
"Well I'm sorry, but I had to get your attention somehow-"
"It was so bad oh god... The oil was literally dripping down from it"
He went quiet and just stared at me.
After a few minutes of silence he spoke
"You're gonna be late"
With a calm voice
I looked at the clock and almost jumped
7:40
"I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT"
"You will. I called a taxi"
"How- yk what, I'm not gonna question that, thank you"
"You're welcome"

In a rush I grabbed my bag and keys and ran through the door.
Down the stairs and out through the main door.
And of course, there was a taxi already waiting.

I got in and buckled myself up
"Where's it going?"
The woman in the front asked
"That restaurant on hemmings street!"
She raised an eyebrow and turned to look at me
"The Hooters one?"
I mentally groaned at that
"Yes, please I only have 15 left"
She turned around again and nodded
"I got'cha honey"

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We were there in 10, which left me five minutes to get ready.