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a little late

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I groaned and turned in my bed.
My head was spinning and I felt like shit.
Internally I was cursing myself for touching that glass of wine.

-bing-

-bing-

Lazily I opened my eyes at the notification sound from my phone.
The screen was bright and it made me squint while covering my face with the blanket.

-bing-

-bing-

"Whaaaaat"
I groaned again and reached for my phone, unlocking it slowly.

-6 unread messages-

➮conversation from xx.xx 11:36

Alexander Hamilton:
"Someone's missing"

Country bitch:
"Yuh, the newby, can someone call them to ask if they're okay?"

Alexander Hamilton:
"I'm pretty sure they just slept in, can't blame them"

Transformer:
"They prolly stayed up late ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Alexander Hamilton:
"I'm gonna tell Mama that y/n is late"

Country bitch:
"No rest for the wicked"

➭end conversation 11:44

"SHIT"
I jumped up and grabbed my clothes that were thrown over a chair.
Pulling the top over my head I stumbled out, almost tripping over my feet several times.
Jester was on the couch, arms behind his head and grinning at, me.
Oh that little rat-

"WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP?"
I asked him rather loudly while trying to put on my shoes.

He shrugged and looked at the ceiling
"You looked so cute, I didn't want to wake you"

I rolled my eyes and threw a pack of tissues at him that were near me

"I'm gonna get fired because of you... You better be sorry, you clown"

He chuckled and sat up

"You want me to apologize?"

"Well duh"

He gasped and turned away

"Oh dear how ever do I show you how sorry yours truly is"
Such a showoff
I huffed and shook my head
"How about you call me a taxi?"
"It'll cost yo-"
"Bullshit, if you get me to work I might forgive you"

He raised his hands in a defensive way and nodded
"Your wish is my command, oh so powerful master of mine"
I rolled my eyes and rushed through the door, closing it a little too harshly.

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The taxi was there the second I was out of the door.
Like the last time, it brought me very quickly to my workplace, the price already payed.

I rushed in and ran to the changing rooms, where Alex was already sitting, taking her break.

"OOOOH you came"

"Yes, oh god I'm so sorry- I overslept and my alarm didn't go off and-"

"Baby it's fiiiine, we all understand"

She gave me a dirty grin and shook her head.

"We all had a lover you kno-"

"Oh my god Alex if you assume one more time that I fucked that guy, I will tell on you to miss Georgia"