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Table Talks

Kinda short chapter ╥﹏╥

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The pizza came 7 minutes after we came home.
It was indeed $17,58.

"Are you alright? Those Pigs weren't really the finest gentlemen"
I nodded and smiled at him while walking into my kitchen and filling me up a glass of water
"I'm okay, thanks for literary saving me"
Jester leaned against the fridge with one shoulder, while his mask turned from concerned, to that smug face.
"No problem, your prince Charming is right here, hot stuff"
I shook my head and laughed lightly, while sitting down on a chair next to the counter,  whilst opening the pizza cardboard.
My saliva was basically dripping out of my mouth as I took out a piece of pizza.
I bit into it and sighed at the heavenly taste of it.
As one piece was gone, I immediately grabbed the other one and turned to jester

"So, you're like my roommate now?"

I asked Jester while chewing on another piece of pizza, supporting my head with my hand

"Yeah, I pretty much am now, but don't worry, I won't make out with random chicks on your old couch"
I took another bite from my pizza
"Yeah, you're not gonna French kiss anyone with that weird mask"
I spoke with my mouth full, before swallowing it and taking a sip from my glass of water
"We'll straight up have sex on that couch"
I choked on the sip I took and began to valiantly cough
"You- can't just-"
I said between coughs, trying desperately to breathe.
Jester jumped away from the fridge and walked over to me, patting my chest
"Come on buddy, there's air, use it"
When I began to breathe normally again he rested his hand on my back and laughed lightly
"You will not have anything on my couch"
I grabbed a paper towel and wiped my mouth.
Jester huffed and placed his hands on his sides
"What? You don't think I can pull hot people?"
After I was sure my mouth was cleaned from all the tomato sauce and saliva, I turned my attention back to him
"I'm just saying, with that mask, you won't be kissing anyone soon"
Jester huffed while gently patting my back
"Yeah I won't. But if it turns you on, I can still press the porcelain to your lips" he said while tapping my lips with his gloved hand, laughing to himself.
I shook my head and took another bite from my delicious pizza.

At nine ten I had finished the pizza, with a little sauce on my lips and chin.
I folded the cardboard in half and threw it in the trash, and threw the empty glass in the sink.
After that I quickly went into the bathroom to get changed into my pyjamas for the night and closed all the blinds.

"So, question"

I turned around to look at Jester, who was sitting at the kitchen counter.
"Yeah?" I asked
He paused for a second before continuing
"I don't exactly need sleep, but you do, obviously"
I raised an eyebrow
"And your point is?"
"I get bored easily. And with you being out for the night, I will definitely lose my mind"
He sighed dramatically and shook his head
"Nobody to keep the poor fool some company"
Now that was a problem. But there should be stuff...
"You wanna watch TV? I've got the whole series of Dr Shack"
He leaned his head to the side
"What's that?"
"It's really cool, there's this doctor who's like basically a genius and they get super interesting cases. But the thing is, Dr Shack isn't such a fan of the law so-"
"Done, I already like him, pass me the remote"
He interrupted me while basically sprinting to the couch and plumping down on it.

"Alright big boy, but keep it low so my beauty sleep won't get interrupted"
Jester laughed "you dont need beauty sleep? Look at you, you're already prettier than Ryan Reynolds"
I rolled my eyes and walked to my bedroom
"Maby in my dreams I am"
He was about to say something, but I quickly shut the door. No more talking, more sleeping.