It is Halloween on one fateful night. A dashing, young, brightly colored and hairy man named Scary Larry is out scaring children in his (to a point) iconic Halloween costume "The Burger Man". He thinks of The Burger Man very highly, and believes that it is truly the most genius horror villain that has ever been conceived. Yes, there has been no other artist who has ever made a horror villain more enticing as The Burger Man. Why, The Burger Man is so amazing that even the 'The' in his name is capitalized! Never before had an article been so important that it had to be capitalized in a name. That just truly shows how wonderful The Burger Man is. Apparently, Scary Larry's husband Jack Black didn't agree on this view.
When Jack notices that Scary Larry is out scaring children again, he can't help but force himself into the situation. He just doesn't appreciate Scary Larry's considerably odd way of valuing fine pieces of media.
"Scary Larry, What are you doing?!" Jack screams right before Scary Larry punches a kid in the face.
"Jack! Why are you here?! I told you not to follow me earlier!" Scary Larry frustratedly screams back.
"I wasn't following you, I was driving home from work when I noticed you terrorizing children!!!" Jack angrily yelled. "Why are you scaring the kids?!"
"Because they are futile snot monsters!!!" Scary Larry retorted.
"That doesn't mean you can harass them!"
"Yes it does!!!"
"Gosh darn it, Scary Larry. You need to STOP snorting crushed cool ranch doritos and go to bed! It's way too late for you to be up anyways."
Scary Larry was about to protest, but realized it would be of no use. Distressed, Scary Larry ran back home before Jack could offer him a ride, and ran into his room sobbing. Jack is just so horrible! He would do ANYTHING just to get away from him! Gosh, why did he marry that terrible man?!
Scary Larry pulls out his phone, opens Twitter, and begins doom scrolling. Anything to get his mind off of his horrendous husband. Right before Scary Larry sees anything too drastic, he receives a DM from his best friend, Marlon Random.
"hey check out this awesome song i found. " -Marlon Random, right now
Scary Larry curiously clicked the link, wondering what it could be. Little did he know that the song would change his life forever.
It was just... so amazing. Genuinely one of the most perfect songs Scary Larry had ever heard. He needs to know more.
"Who... is this?" -Scary Larry, right now
"its this singer named karkat or something. i dont know. isnt it a cool song." -Marlon Random, right now
"It's... amazing." -Scary Larry, right now.
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Larry be Mine ~ ScareKat
RomanceJoin Scary Larry* as he enters the most emotional chapter of his life. Witness Karkat deal with his feelings and fall in love (because he just doesn't have enough love interests). This story will consist of many shocking and amazing plot elements, t...
