Larry be Mine ~ ScareKat

Chapter 5

 That very next day, Scary Larry finds himself contemplating on his couch once more. He thinks again and again about the angry gray man he finds himself enchanted with. He tries to piece together what about Karkat Scary Larry had fallen so in love with. Was it his voice? His irritable demeanor? His inability to look bad in any outfit? Maybe it's all of it. But does a good reason really matter? Scary Larry is besotted with Karkat, and there's nothing that will change that now. Scary Larry needs to negotiate with Karkat about this rather important matter.

Giddily, Scary Larry leaps off of his couch and runs out the door. He uses his magnificent sense of smell to track down Karkat, which was quite easy because Karkat smells strongly of bromine. He locates Karkat's exact hotel and room, and jumps in through the window.

Inside of room 42, a serene Karkat is about to begin his HGTV and tea time. When suddenly, a colorful man with hair and clothes that would make a fashionista cry crashes through his window.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???" The tranquility ends, as Karkat screeches and throws his tea into the air.

"Hello, significant Vantas!" Scary Larry bows, before quickly getting a containerful of tea thrown onto his head, "Owch!"

Karkat, too, shrieks in pain upon getting glass shards in his skin and tea on his clothes, "AUGH AUGH AUGH FUCK AUUUUUGGHGHHGHHGHG!"

"Woah, freshly brewed, huh?" Scary Larry chuckles as he brushes tea off of his cheek, "I have to tell you something, Karkat..."

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Karkat furiously demands, "OR ELSE I'LL CALL THE POLICE!"

"Now hold on, I know my entrance was a little rude but-" Karkat doesn't wait for Scary Larry to finish his sentence. He runs to the phone on his end table and begins to desperately dial 911. Scary Larry, thinking quickly, runs over to Karkat and knocks it out of his hands.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Karkat makes an enraged gesture at Scary Larry as he reaches for the phone again. But Scary Larry slaps Karkat's wrist like a mother preventing her child from getting more jello.

"Please be patient with me, Karkat!" he says, with a shockingly tight grip on Karkat's wrist, "I need to tell you that-"

"GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT" Karkat screams the same phrase over and over at an alarming volume. Now a little frightened, Scary Larry backs away from Karkat. Quickly, he jumps out the window he broke into and scrambles into the woods.