Larry be Mine ~ ScareKat

Chapter 2

did i forget/procrastinate on this? no. no i didnt. YOU did.

        Everyone thought of Scary Larry's fixation on Karkat as nothing more than a celebrity crush. It was just a silly fixation, there's no way this could grow into something more. Boy were they wrong. To be fair, not even Scary Larry realized he was hopelessly in love. Maybe he would have never realized this if it weren't for Marlon Random sending him another life changing message.

        "hey. i found out karkat is touring and hes coming to OUR TOWN. and uh, as a (four months late) birthday present, i bought us tickets to the show. its in three days. forgot to tell you sooner, sorry dude." -Marlon Random, 6:48 AM.

        The second Scary Larry read the message, he squealed and hopped around on his pogo stick in glee. He didn't even have anything scheduled for that day! Yes, yes!!! Wait... oh no. His super evil and controlling husband will probably prevent him from seeing the show! Oh, this is terrible! Scary Larry won't let this stop him from going. He will ask Jack Black if he can go, and if Jack Black says no... Scary Larry will find a way to go behind his back.

        Later that day, Scary Larry gathered the courage to ask Jack Black... his response was: "Yeah sure ok have fun".

        ...Not flying by with Scary Larry! He screams in rage and throws Jack Black out of the window. Scary Larry's neighbor notices, of course, and calls an ambulance. They came as quickly as they could, took Jack Black's body, and drove away. How dramatic. The doctors talked to Scary Larry a lot about medical stuff and paying things. Scary Larry said to make Jack Black to pay all the fines. Well, now that that's out of the way, Scary Larry can sleep confidently knowing he's going to Karkat's show!

        The next day, Scary Larry gets a call from the doctor about Jack Black. Well actually he received a voicemail.

        "Hey Scary Larry. I'm a Doctor. Doctor Sunshine. Your husband is incredibly confused and internally bleeding. He is paralyzed in his whole body and we're not sure if he'll ever be able to recover. He also has a concussion and can't remember what happened. That is all for now, we promise we will send updates as much as we can, we understand you're concerned."

        Whatever nerd! Scary Larry completely disregards the voicemail and spends the next two days fantasizing about Karkat's performance.