Join Scary Larry* as he enters the most emotional chapter of his life. Witness Karkat deal with his feelings and fall in love (because he just doesn't have enough love interests). This story will consist of many shocking and amazing plot elements, t...
Wait what?? How did Karkat find Scary Larry's number? He must be like, a really good detective, or something (his @ is SCARYLARRYSCARYLARRYSCARYLARRY).
Although slightly confused, Scary Larry opens the DM to see what it says.
"ALRIGHT. I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS SHORT, BECAUSE IF I RAMBLE TOO MUCH I'LL PROBABLY SAY SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU THINK I LIKE YOU, OR SOMETHING. FIRST THINGS FIRST, YOU SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME, AND I DON'T LIKE YOU. THE WAY YOU WORD THINGS IS BEYOND ABNORMAL AND DISTURBING AND I WISH WE NEVER MET. THE ONLY THING YOU'VE EVER DONE THAT I CONSIDER SOMEWHAT SMART IS THE FACT YOU WEAR REALLY BRIGHT AND FLASHY CLOTHES AT NIGHT (EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO BECAUSE YOUR ENTIRE BODY IS INCREDIBLY BRIGHT AND FLASHY). THAT'S IT. THE POINT OF THIS DM IS STRESS HOW MUCH YOU SCARE ME AND THAT I WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE. BYE."
Well, the DM is mostly negative, BUT... KARKAT LIKES SOMETHING ABOUT SCARY LARRY!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Scary Larry begins to hop around in his room with his pogo stick while squealing like a piglet.
Suddenly, after 5 minutes, Scary Larry came to a halt. The songs... they.. they're accurate. Everybody DOES love Karkat.
And Scary Larry is no exception.
He stands in the middle of his room with a blank expression, processing his emotions. This quickly changed, as a grin spread across Scary Larry's face. It's been ever so long since Scary Larry has been in love! He spins around for thirty seconds and collapses onto his couch in a daze. He feels so thrilled to have a celebrity crush! So thrilled that he... he... he needs to throw up.
Ten minutes later..
Scary Larry returns to his couch with a cup of water, still joyous. He looks at his phone to see a text from Marlon Random. Something about Marlon being sorry for screaming at Larry and that he just wants him to be safe. Scary Larry simply responds with "IIIIIIIIIIIIITS OKOKOKKOOKKOKOKOKO1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
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..." Scary Larry is even more exhilarated, and he spends the next 5 hours drawing him and Karkat waiting in line at the bank to get a joint bank account.
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