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I do not own Naruto 🩷

"Bro, Naruto get out my face before I slap the shit out of you" Sasuke says glaring at Naruto

"Shut your goofy ass up you not gon' do shit" He retorts

"Yall niggas quit being so fucking gay" Sakura says with her lollipop in her mouth

"Yes ma'am" Naruto replies

"Naruto you a fucking simp bro" Sasuke says

"Bro I know your not talking. Ain't you the same nigga that was asking me how to speak to a girl with pink hair and green eyes?" Naruto exposes him while smirking

"Bro I'm gonna kill you just like that bro on my dead clan I will"

"It's the dead clan for me" Sakura says

"For real"

"Man fuck you and that stupid ass sensei ain't nobody worried about that nigga"
Naruto says tiredly

"Ya'll tryna go to ichiraku?" Naruto says

"Bro hell no Naruto I'm tired of that place you make us go there everyday bro like I'm about broke as hell like I got no fucking money with your big ass!" Sakura complains

"I agree with her" sasuke says

Naruto sucks his teeth and rolls his eyes
"Yall over exaggerating  hella hard"

"Naruto what she tryna say is that you Makin her go broke and nigga you finna get fat real soon at this rate How the fuck do you even be runnin'?" Sasuke replies with no remorse

"See this why you got no parents"

"Nigga atleast I knew mine where the fuck yours at?"

"Yall and this parent shit bro. Yall both orphans do it really matter?"

"Probably not" the synced

"Why are yall talking about parents?" A new voice joined

Naruto eeped and jumped on sakura for protection "Naruto GET the fuck off of me before I beat your ass on my momma bro!" She says while throwing him across the room she sucked her teeth and opened a new lollipop

"Ain't yo momma told you to stop with them sweets?" Sasuke said

"She ain't gonna know. That's if you don't snitch"

"Yall just meet me at the rooftop in like 3 minutes" He says while checking his watch

"Do this nigga think I look like minato namikaze or something" Naruto asks

"Well you kinda do look like that nigga bro I ain't even gonna lie to you!" Sasuke says while walking up the stairs beside sakura with his hands in his pockets

"Whatever" He muttered annoydley

"Anyways yall just introduce yourselves so I can go back to bed" Kakashi says not bothering to spare a glance at the 3 genin infront of him

"BRO YOU WAS SLEEPING?!" Naruto yells

"Yes?..Who the fuck is 3 hours late if you not sleeping?"

"Yeah you right I guess"

"Anyway my name Is Naruto and I like Ramen and my friends-He glances to the side-I dislike that nigga right here beside me, Yes I'm talking to you sasuke and my dream is to become hokage so I can earns people's respect and my hobbies are...Pranks I guess?" He finishes lamely

"Bro how you gon hate and be my friend at the same time be so fucking for real"

"Fuck you sasuke"

"Bro whatever...Anyway my name Sasuke Uchiha I like pink haired girls with green eyes and I dislike a certain lightskin with blonde hair my dream to kill that so called brother of mine. And my hobby? I like to train" He said with a laid back tone

"Bro sasuke at this point you and sakura should start dating cause "I like girls with pink hair and green eyes" is crazy bein' so for real right now."

"Shut up I'm not even talking about her? What are you on?" Sasuke defends himself

"BRO SHE THE ONLY ONE WHO FIT THAT DESCRIPTION WITH YOUR DUMBASS!"

"Bro quit talking bro I'll really slap the shit outta you on my dead clan" sasuke narrows his eyes at him

"Leave them niggas in the grave bro with all the absolute lies you spitting I know they sufferin'!" Naruto laughs

"Yall shut the fuck up, Anyways My name sakura Haruno people usually call my spring don't ask why cause I don't know I like spicy foods and training I dislike spending my food on Ramen and people who don't pay back money after they used it--She sends a spiteful glare to a certain someone--and my dream I don't even have one I'm just gonna go with the flow if I'm being honest. My hobbies are weapons I like trying different types of them though."

"Long ass intro for no reason"

"Shut up naruto that's why my girl finer than yours"

"Man whatever my girl fine as hell what are you on?!"

"My name kakashi Hatake and that's all you needed to know" the black male shunshined and leaving the genin behind

"Yall tryna go to sasuke's clan compound foe a sleep over?" Naruto says nonchalantly

"When the fuck did I invite you? Like no nigga.. Like Damn"

"I think we should do it!" Sakura said

"Nevermind yall can come over at around 7 alright? See yall later" sasuke said running off

"Bruh that nigga a simp for real."

A/N

Another Idea popped into my head and I decided to put it to work like 👌🏾

If yall don't like don't read.




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⏰ Last updated: Mar 24, 2023 ⏰

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