It was a late Saturday night. Shrek had just come back from the outhouse. It was time to get gaming. Time to play some Minecraft.
He logged onto discord, onto the official Minecraft server. He began yelling, begging anyone to play on his realm only for him to be ignored by everyone and get banned. Then Shrek went to ask Fiona to play with him, only for him to remember that Fiona had gone out to a strip club to ''meet new friends''. That was okay. Shrek didn't love Fiona anyways. Shrek knew he could do better.
He went on google, quickly closing the gay porn he had opened on his incognito tab and searched ''how to make friend''. Many options came up but Shrek decided that the best one was Fiverr. Shrek had one goal. One goal only. He needed the prettiest egirl he could find.
He spent many hours and many hundreds of dollars trying to find the hottest egirl to join him until finally, he found the one. At the low cost of $69420 for an entire hour, Shrek could finally have his own personal egirl for the next hour. He added her on discord and they became friends immediately. After a little while, they hopped on vc and logged onto Minecraft and Shrek invited her to his server.
''Hi, my name is E-dream.'' The hot e-girl version of Dream said. Shrek blushed, feeling a little aroused. ''Hello there, I'm Shrek.'' As he logged onto Minecraft, Shrek couldn't help but think of how his life could change for the better with E-dream. He could finally divorce Fiona and marry the real love of his life.
They played a few rounds of bedwars, Shrek couldn't help but admire how much better E-dream was, how hot he was as well...
Finally, the hour ended much to Shrek's sadness but he had been preparing to ask E-dream an important question.
''Hey E-dream...'' Shrek began nervously. E-dream waited patiently looking at Shrek. GOD, was E-dream hot. ''So uhh, I've been thinking. This past hour has been the best hour of my entire life. I was wondering... will you marry me? Also, will you make sweet sweet love and children with me?'' Shrek asked, his stomach twisting with anticipation. Finally, E-dream responded. ''Shrek I would love to but I'm seeing 12 other men. I am afraid that despite our love, there's a better man for me.'' E-dream said. Shrek had never felt so enraged, how could E-dream have done this to him? ''You're as good as Fiona!'' Shrek yelled with anger, trying to fight tears as E-dream logged off the server and hung up. Shrek punched his PC till it was in pieces, then brought out the flame thrower, burning the last memories of him and E-dream.
