1: 3 Friend or Woe? Part 4

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As the students were all walking away, Akuma and Wednesday walk over to Enid.

Wednesday: Enid.

Enid turns and looks at the duo as Wednesday holds her assignment against Enid's chest.

Wednesday: Switch volunteer assignments.

Enid: What? No. Uriah's Heap is definitely not my bag.

Wednesday: It's an emergency. I need to check out Pilgrim World.

Enid: But Wednesday, this is not a fair trade. Why would I agree to spend the entire day at some dumpy emporium of crapola?

Akuma: Because I'll make it worth your while.

Enid looked at Wednesday's assignment form, before looking at Akuma and then Wednesday.

Wednesday: Akuma and you can be together all day. But if you're not interested--

Enid: No!

As Wednesday and Akuma act as if they're going to turn around, Enid snatched the assignment form.

Enid: Oh my God, thank you. You both are the best!

Enid giggles excitedly before kissing Akuma on the lips quickly before, Akuma and Wednesday walk towards pilgrim world.

Akuma: Now we can go through this shit show together.

As Akuma and Wednesday get past the gates of pilgrim world, the duo can see a lot of Nevermore students and also a lot of tourists and a fuck ton of bullshit and stupid props, with people wearing fucking stupid ass pilgrim wear.

Akuma: I really fucking hate pilgrims.

Wednesday: Weren't your parents, specifically your dads, kinda like the pilgrims?

Akuma: No because the pilgrims desecrated graves, murdered 95% of Native Americans, and also brought diseases. My dads, helped people, but also murdered them because he needed to kill. My mom was also helped people as well.

If I have got any information wrong, please correct me in the comments, all of the information I have got is from Google.

Eugene takes a photo of Yoko and Bianca before turning around and looking at Wednesday and Akuma.

Eugene: Hey, Wednesday, Akuma, want to grab a Hummers group photo?

Wednesday says nothing, and Akuma looks at Eugene before speaking.

Akuma: No.

Suddenly a redhead woman walks up to the group wearing a fucking pilgrim outfit!

Redhead pilgrim: Good morrow, my young Nevermore kin. I am Mistress Arlene. A real OC.

Nobody except for Akuma knew what that meant, only because Akuma was not paying attention.

Arlene: Original colonist.

Akuma: *quietly* Fucking bitch.

Arlene: Now prithee, put your cell phones on vibrate and make haste, for you are about to travel back in time to the year of our Lord 1625, to Jericho's first pilgrim settlement.

Akuma: *thoughts* I want to kill everyone here... except for Wednesday.

Arlene walks away, so everyone follows her, as Wednesday looked at Akuma.

Wednesday: *quietly* You really don't like this, do you?

Akuma: *quietly* No, I really don't. I'd rather be fighting right now.

Wednesday: *quietly* So you would leave me?

Akuma: *quietly* No.

The group stop walking.

Arlene: Yonder. Behold, the meeting house. Inside is a collection of artefacts related to Jericho's most beloved and pious founder, Joseph Crackstone. And beyond is our privy, America's first gender-neutral restroom.

Wednesday: I haveth a query.

Arlene: Pray, be quick, child.

Wednesday: In the meeting house, which of Joseph Crackstone's artefacts are on display?

Arlene: It is truly a treasure trove, including original farm tools, tableware, even the Crackstone family chamber pot.

Wednesday: Sounds fascinating. We volunteer to work in there.

After Wednesday, had said that she had grabbed Akuma's wrist and got ready to walk, only to stop as Arlene spoke.

Arlene: Pray, no. That exhibit is being renovated. Today, thou will all be working at the beating heart of pilgrim world.

The group all followed Arlene to a random building.

Eugene: Ye olde fudgery.

Wednesday: More like ye olde diabetes in a box.

Arlene: Volunteers, prick up thine ears. Fudge is the lifeblood of our humble community. And samples equal sales, so grab a uniform and a box and make our forefathers proud.

Wednesday grabs an apron as Akuma glared at Arlene before starting to walk away while growling angrily.

Wednesday: Are these for muzzling tourists?

Arlene: Where do thou think you are going?

Akuma: Some place where I won't be expected to wear some shitty ass uniform, to honour some fucking genocidal pricks. 

Arlene said nothing as Akuma continued to walk away until Wednesday walked over to Akuma and after a minute of convincing Akuma, he quietly growled angrily.

Akuma: Fine goddammit. I wear that uniform, and you better fucking hold up your end of the deal.

Wednesday nods as the duo walk back to the group, and then they all go to the changing areas where they put on the outfits.

Akuma: *thoughts* This better be fucking worth it, and if it isn't, I'm going to fucking kill everyone in the damn city, except for Wednesday and Enid.

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