1: 3 Friend or Woe? Part 5

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Both outside and Inside of "YE OLDE FUDGERY" were lots of customers, but we focus on our two main characters.

Wednesday had a large amount of fudge on her tray as she had a lot of customers.

Akuma on the other hand also had lots of customers, but most of them were girls.

Girl 1: You're cute, can I have your number?

Akuma: No.

The girls kept bugging Akuma, who was slowly losing his cool as he heard and understood Wednesday, who looked at her customers while holding out her tray.

Wednesday: Genießen Sie Ihren authentischen Pilgerfondant aus Kakaobohnen. Von den unterdrückten Ureinwohnern des Amazonas beschafft. (Enjoy your "authentic" pilgrim fudge made with cacao beans. Procured by the oppressed Indigenous people of the Amazon.)

Tourist: What?

Wednesday: Alle Erlöse fließen in die Aufrechterhaltung dieser erbärmlichen Schönfärberei der amerikanischen Geschichte. (All proceeds go to uphold this pathetic whitewashing of American history.)

Wednesday: Außerdem wurde Fudge für weitere 258 Jahre nicht erfunden. Irgendwelche Abnehmer? (Also, fudge wasn't invented for another 258 years. Any takers?)

As Wednesday had finished, she held out her tray of fudge. Just as Akuma lost his cool.

Akuma: Goddammit, lady, stop fucking asking me for my number!

The customers who were near Wednesday had left without getting any fudge at the exact same time as Akuma threw his tray onto the ground before slicing the customer's face clean off before storming out to the changing areas where he changed back into his school uniform.

Arlene walked over to the door, and she saw Akuma storming out, and a lot of customers leaving, only for her to look at Wednesday who coldly looked at Arlene.

As Akuma and Wednesday were walking, they saw something that caused Akuma to growl angrily at. Three bullies were holding Eugene in a pillory.

Akuma: Hey! Leave him alone.

The three bullies look at the duo as Wednesday held the pillory up.

Wednesday: Howdy, pilgrims.

Bully 3: You want to end up in the stocks too?

Akuma: 1: It's a fucking pillory. And 2: Now since you said that, and I can already feel what you're thinking, I'm going to break your fucking face.

Akuma immediately threw a right hook at the bully, forcing the bully to the ground.

The bully's face was bloody, as his lip was busted, and his jaw was broken, as Akuma smirked.

Akuma picked the bully up and forced the bully into the pillory before Wednesday closed the pillory. Once the pillory was closed, Akuma kicked the bully in the balls, causing the bully to scream out in pain.

Akuma: Next time, think twice before even thinking about my girlfriend and or anyone from Nevermore.

Eugene smiled as Wednesday smirked as the trio left and went behind the meeting house where Akuma and Wednesday cleaned Eugene up.

Akuma: Are you OK, Eugene?

Eugene: Yeah, thanks.

Wednesday: You said Hummers stick together.

Eugene: I know this might come as a shock, but I don't have any friends.

Soon, Wednesday and Akuma get done cleaning Eugene up.

Wednesday: You remind me of my brother, sans the desire to strangle him every waking moment.

Eugene smiled as Akuma and Wednesday stood up.

Akuma: Now follow us.

Wednesday: I need to know more about this Crackstone.

Akuma: So we have a meeting house to break into.

The trio get to the back door of the meeting house before Wednesday turned her attention to Eugene.

Wednesday: Give me your retainer.

Eugene: What? Why? Your teeth are really good.

Before Eugene could ramble on any further, Akuma walked over to the back door and kicked it open, sending the door flying to the ground.

Wednesday: *irritated* Really?

Akuma: Let's go find out about crackstone.

Wednesday turned to Eugene.

Eugene: What if Mistress Arlene catches us?

Wednesday: Hive code, deny everything.

Eugene: That's not hive code! What's the big deal anyway? The fudge is definitely the best thing about this place.

Akuma: Nothing about this place is good. It's a huge fucking scam built on nothing but lies. The only fucking thing the mayor cares about is god-damn money. Now you stay out here while we go inside and try to find anything we can about that prick crackstone.

Wednesday and Akuma both walk inside the meeting house and Akuma closes the door.

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